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Recent Mistakes

Recent Mistakes

Recent Mistakes ― http://recentmistakes.blogspot.com

Recent Mistakes is a blog charting my most recent errors of judgement, wild flights of fancy, and various bizarre illustrations.

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Listed: Apr 27, 2012

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The Bird's the Word

The Bird's the Word

Recent Mistakes ― So I was sat in the waiting room at the sexual health clinic, and they were playing some good-time party dance music. ∙ "On the radio?" ∙ No, there was no DJ in between the banging tunes, so I'm assuming that it was a meticulously...

Tags: Freddy Mercury, Young People, Health, Fungus

Recent Mistakes ― 40 weeks ago

A Dope Beat to Step To

A Dope Beat to Step To

Recent Mistakes ― If you're a child reading this, and you are only just now finding out that the dog poo fairy isn't real, then I can only apologise. But why should I? Life is hard kids, and if you're not cleaning up the poo of some animal you're supposedly ...

Tags: MEN, My Fat Hand, Spirits, Council, Nuts

Recent Mistakes ― 41 weeks ago

Notes on why I am such a 'Materialistic Fagget'

Notes on why I am such a 'Materialistic Fagget'

Recent Mistakes ― One of my Facebook friends is a guy who updates his status roughly every 13.5 minutes. His musings are generally anti-government/the West, and are about as well spelled as a bowl of alphabetti spaghetti. ∙ “Are you really going to dismiss ...

Tags: Facebook, Zombie-Cyborg Charles Darwin, Conspiracies, Gadaffi, Bigfoot

Recent Mistakes ― 41 weeks ago

Good, Dumbass!

Recent Mistakes ― When you have a blog, you have access to a page of stats. Usually you look at this in order to give yourself reason to think, ∙ "Why don't more people like me?" ∙ but recently I have also noticed that it has a list of Google searches...

Recent Mistakes ― 48 weeks ago

Starting in the Middle

Starting in the Middle

Recent Mistakes ― Recently I've made friends with a fellow writer, a relationship that began with us providing some feedback on each others work. There is a friendly rivalry there. I suspect she may be smarter than me. She knows all the things that I wish I knew....

Tags: Tommy Wiseau, Shrivelled-Up Slug Boy, Emotions, Dating, Jonathan

Recent Mistakes ― 49 weeks ago

Where are you?

Recent Mistakes ― Wonderful things are happening to me. Also, painful and irritating things, largely involving bike tires and my testicles. Not in combination. But still. ∙ ANYWAY ∙ My posting may be sporadic for a period until I can get a handle on...

Recent Mistakes ― 50 weeks ago

Totally Futile

Recent Mistakes ― ∙ I had vices. They included: ∙ Drinking too muchEating too muchSmokingBrains (in zie zombie sense)Speaking solely in double entendresConstipationA love of ginger hair that was so dense it caused a dip in space time ∙ To begin...

Tags: Futility, My Tedious Need To Explain Myself, Wanton Public Farting, Superman, Strap On Sex

Recent Mistakes ― 50 weeks ago

ISAM - Is Seriously Aneurising my Mind

ISAM - Is Seriously Aneurising my Mind

Recent Mistakes ― I went to see Amon Tobin's Isam show the other night... ∙ What... ∙ ...even... ∙ ...was that!? ∙ Basically, I am now carrying my brain around with me in a fucking beaker. ∙ If you want to have any idea what I'm...

Recent Mistakes ― 51 weeks ago

God Works in Mysterious Sheds

God Works in Mysterious Sheds

Recent Mistakes ― You move to Trafford, you're walking down Kings Road, you have a peak over a fence and see this big green shed. ∙ Click pictures to enlarge ∙ "What's all this then?" you ask yourself, as you zoom in for a closer look. ∙ ...

Tags: Spiritualism, Instagram, Religion, Piffling Trifles, Trafford

Recent Mistakes ― 51 weeks ago

Fried Willis

Recent Mistakes ― My friend did a visual representation of her thoughts on me: ∙ I like it. ∙ I'm confused as to what to make of this? ∙ I love it!

Recent Mistakes ― 51 weeks ago

Utter Wank

Recent Mistakes ― ∙ There’s a pub in Chorlton called The Royal Oak, and it has a condom machine which sells something called: ∙ ‘THE SEDUCTION KIT’ ∙ The contents of which are as follows: ∙ Flavoured condomsErection tabletsLube ∙...

Tags: Casper The Friendly Ghost, Condoms, Stalin, Lube, Man-porcupine

Recent Mistakes ― 20 May, 12

No More Ox for Oxymoron

No More Ox for Oxymoron

Recent Mistakes ― ∙ After my recent post- "Ancient/Mystical NippleEnticer," the lovely Nellie Vaughn expressed an interest in the promised follow up. This was the first time anyone had seemed keen to hear my proposed future jabber. So, obviously, I reacted ...

Tags: Pigeons, Reality, Crazy Wizard Magic, Buddhism, Dorje Shugden

Recent Mistakes ― 17 May, 12

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