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My take on life, love and everything else.
Listed: Jun 5, 2012
Seriously Written ― I was 10 years old when I saw Batman and Robin (the one with George Clooney) and I liked it. Yes, you read it right and I liked Batman Forever too. Like I said, I was 10 and it was the first time I had seen a superhero movie, so there was nothing ...
Tags: India, Movies, Bane, Batman, Christopher Nolan, Dark Knight Rises
Very Serious Black ― 42 weeks ago
Seriously Written ― I’m a simple girl with lotsa friends and a loving family My problem is kinda weird so I’m gonna break it to you gradually I’m a good girl, a brilliant student at the top of my class Unlike the other bitches who are hoes and ...
Tags: India, Relationships, Bollywood, Hrithik Roshan, Humor, Humour
Very Serious Black ― 43 weeks ago
Seriously Written ― I’m ashamed of being an Indian. Yet again we have managed to hit a new low but I’m pretty sure we can go lower than that. A 17-year-old girl is molested by 20 men and we watch helplessly because no one wants to get involved in such...
Tags: India, Apathy, Crime, Current-events, Guwahati Molestation Case, People
Very Serious Black ― 44 weeks ago
Seriously Written ― India has always held a certain attraction for sex offenders, addled hippies, Pakistani actors/terrorists, washed out has-been never-were American celebs, and the occasional tourist. So it comes as no surprise that Kim Kardashian has also decided ...
Tags: Humor, India, Big Brother, Bigg Boss, Bollywood, Harvey Levin
Seriously Written ― Bangali Baba I heard about you from the Confused Soul Believe you me, what you’re gonna read is not hyperbole I’ve got lots of friends and a loving family My problem is unique so I’m gonna break it to you gradually I’ve ...
Tags: India, Beauty, Dove Damage Therapy, Dove Hair-aware, Hair, Hair Care
Very Serious Black ― 45 weeks ago
Seriously Written ― Friends are God’s way of apologizing for your family. ― Wayne W. Dyer I completely disagree with that statement which was probably made by him when he was completely stoned out of his mind. Sure, we all have some really great friends but,...
Tags: Humor, Personal Life, Facebook, Friends, Friendship, Humour
Seriously Written ― Bangali Baba, the holiest of all godmen to ever walk the earth (and Mars) is back after his Badadventure and is guiding the helpless and the retarded to lead a better and purposeful life. Bangali Baba Imma hoping you reading this letter I’m ...
Tags: Relationships, 50 Shades Of Grey, El James, Humor, Humour, Kinky Sex
Seriously Written ― When I was a kid, I did lots of fun stuff. I used to climb trees, play cricket, abduct puppies, trap sparrows and squirrels, build solar clocks…you know, the regular stuff. Another thing I loved was dreaming about what I’d become when ...
Tags: India, Aamir Khan, Aamir Khan Steals Rakhi Sawant's Ideas, Humor, Humour, Kids
Very Serious Black ― 46 weeks ago
Seriously Written ― Life is full of shit and God is on laxatives. All one can do is swim and hope there’s soap at the end. – Lumpy Lama, the Dalai Lama’s Chinese half-brother. I’m left dumbfounded and confused when I see the world we live in...
Tags: Humor, Apple, Dalai Lama, Food, God, Humour
Seriously Written ― Some shitty nursery rhymes that came to my head last night... Ba ba black bitch Have you any cunt? Yes sir, yes sir, you can mount me from the front, Or stick it in my mouth or take me up the ass, But only if you’ve got hundred bucks in ...
Tags: Humor, Brainfart, Filth, Funny, Humour, Nursery Rhymes
Very Serious Black ― 47 weeks ago
Seriously Written ― Remember those good old days when you used to sit in your grandma’s lap and hear her tell stories with rapt attention? This is one such story. There was once a big forest with hundreds of animals and thousands of trees. Food was aplenty and...
Tags: India, Children, Grandma's Tales, Humor, Humour, Jackal
Seriously Written ― The year was 2007. There was this sweet girl I knew in school and we used to be very good friends. This is not her story. It’s about her friend — someone you wouldn’t bother to register in your mind. But, I being the magnanimous...
Tags: India, Internet, Delhi, Facebook, Humor, Humour
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For the most part, I enjoy clean, healthy eating. I try to stay away from frozen foods and ...
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