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The Dedicated Onanist

The wacky ways of a serial self lover. I document the funny, shocking and weird shit that has happened to me over the years. I describe the stuff...
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Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― 21 Century music, part ring tone, part horror movie, part house, part video game. (more)
Tags: sotw, skrillex
 Onanist ― Posted on Nov 28th, 2011
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Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― We have all missed pussy at one time or another, haven't we guys?This track mixes old school R&B with new millenium production and a rap from Andre 3000. Reminds me a little of what Cee-Lo Green has so masterfully created recently. (more)
 Onanist ― Posted on Nov 18th, 2011
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University Wankers!

University Wankers!

The Dedicated Onanist ― This is actually a forged notice, confirmed by the University when a student submitted a Freedom Of Information (FOI) request. Here is an extract from the reply he received:The notice to which you refer is not an official university notice. It wasa... (more)
 Onanist ― Posted on Nov 17th, 2011
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Separated At Birth?

The Dedicated Onanist ― Downloaded the first two AC/DC albums recently and could not help noticing the similarity between the riff on these two tracks. (more)
 Onanist ― Posted on Nov 3rd, 2011
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Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― Sleazy song from the sleaziest of street poets. (more)
 Onanist ― Posted on Nov 2nd, 2011
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Major Gonads

Major Gonads

The Dedicated Onanist ― Wesley Warren Jr is trying to raise $US1 million for surgery to correct his scrotal elephantiasis. Wesley Warren Jr, went public about his condition - scrotal elephantiasis - because he is desperate to try and raise the cash for the costly operation... (more)
Tags: big balls
 Onanist ― Posted on Oct 18th, 2011
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Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― Every so often a good mate reminds me of how good is Saxon. One of the NWOBM acts that is still releasing material today. A bit incongruous that a band from Barnsely should pay tribute to JFK but nonetheless a great song, here rendered live.People... (more)
 Onanist ― Posted on Oct 16th, 2011
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The Meaning of Life, Recorded In Song

The Dedicated Onanist ― Bob Dylan is regarded as a master of the lyric as is Leonard Cohen. I consider John Lennon to be among those who can write a profoundly affecting song.But once in a while, a hidden gem is unearthed that at the very least equals these giants. Not only... (more)
 Onanist ― Posted on Sep 13th, 2011
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Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― This young guy melds rap and dance music to come up with something that powerfully evokes late nights in noisy clubs. Or for me (at this point in my "mature" life), music perfect for the gym. (more)
 Onanist ― Posted on Sep 7th, 2011
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Albums That Make My Dick Hard

Albums That Make My Dick Hard

The Dedicated Onanist ― I generally avoid live albums as they don't so much showcase a band's talent but inadvertently promote annoying noises from the crowd, that fucking whistler in Elton John's Bennie and The Jets is the best/worst example.Many, many years ago I was... (more)
 Onanist ― Posted on Aug 12th, 2011
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Darers Go First

Darers Go First

The Dedicated Onanist ― Love this pic, so reminds me of the horny angst of my teenage years. (more)
 Onanist ― Posted on Aug 12th, 2011
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Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― One of the best rock bands of all time, one of the best vocalists, arguably the best front man that has & will ever live and also, one of my heroes. (more)
 Onanist ― Posted on Aug 4th, 2011
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Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― More power pop than punk or emo, these guys have many a fine tune in their catalogue. This one, like a few others, has a little funk in it. (more)
 Onanist ― Posted on Jul 27th, 2011
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Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― David Coverdale fronted Deep Purple in the latter stages of (the height of) their career. His bluesy, gravelly voice was hard to resist. He left that band to form Whitesnake which I discovered around 1980. His commerciality and more importantly... (more)
Tags: Whitesnake, sotw
 Onanist ― Posted on Jul 18th, 2011