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The Dedicated Onanist

 Onanist ― http://the-dedicated-onanist.blogspot.com

The wacky ways of a serial self lover.
I document the funny, shocking and weird shit that has happened to me over the years. I describe the stuff that arouses my passions and the little things that tickle my funny bone. My blog provides an insight into the murky quagmire of a guy's mind.

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Listed: Nov 21, 2009

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Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― 21 Century music, part ring tone, part horror movie, part house, part video game.

Tags: Sotw, Skrillex

Onanist ― 28 Nov, 11

Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― We have all missed pussy at one time or another, haven't we guys? ∙ This track mixes old school R&B with new millenium production and a rap from Andre 3000. Reminds me a little of what Cee-Lo Green has so masterfully created recently.

Tags: Sotw, Lloyd, Andre 3000

Onanist ― 18 Nov, 11

University Wankers!

University Wankers!

The Dedicated Onanist ― This is actually a forged notice, confirmed by the University when a student submitted a Freedom Of Information (FOI) request. Here is an extract from the reply he received:The notice to which you refer is not an official university notice. It was...

Tags: Masturbation Notice, St Andrews

Onanist ― 17 Nov, 11

Separated At Birth?

The Dedicated Onanist ― Downloaded the first two AC/DC albums recently and could not help noticing the similarity between the riff on these two tracks.

Tags: Ac/dc, She's Got Balls, Rose Tattoo, Bad Boy For Love

Onanist ― 3 Nov, 11

Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― Sleazy song from the sleaziest of street poets.

Tags: Little Lover, Ac/dc, Sotw

Onanist ― 2 Nov, 11

Major Gonads

Major Gonads

The Dedicated Onanist ― Wesley Warren Jr is trying to raise $US1 million for surgery to correct his scrotal elephantiasis. Wesley Warren Jr, went public about his condition - scrotal elephantiasis - because he is desperate to try and raise the cash for the costly ...

Tags: Big Balls

Onanist ― 18 Oct, 11

Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― Every so often a good mate reminds me of how good is Saxon. One of the NWOBM acts that is still releasing material today. A bit incongruous that a band from Barnsely should pay tribute to JFK but nonetheless a great song, here rendered live....

Onanist ― 16 Oct, 11

I Think I Shall Have A Number 69 Tonight Please

I Think I Shall Have A Number 69 Tonight Please

The Dedicated Onanist

Tags: Capacious Capsulation Parlors, Anal Is Nothing New Kids, Menu

Onanist ― 20 Sep, 11

The Meaning of Life, Recorded In Song

The Dedicated Onanist ― Bob Dylan is regarded as a master of the lyric as is Leonard Cohen. I consider John Lennon to be among those who can write a profoundly affecting song. ∙ But once in a while, a hidden gem is unearthed that at the very least equals these...

Tags: Mr Trololo, Trololo Song, Meaning Of Life

Onanist ― 13 Sep, 11

Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― This young guy melds rap and dance music to come up with something that powerfully evokes late nights in noisy clubs. Or for me (at this point in my "mature" life), music perfect for the gym.

Tags: Example, Changed The Way You Kiss Me, Sotw, Trace / Rap

Onanist ― 7 Sep, 11

Darers Go First

The Dedicated Onanist ― Love this pic, so reminds me of the horny angst of my teenage years.

Tags: Teenager, Double Dare

Onanist ― 12 Aug, 11

Albums That Make My Dick Hard

Albums That Make My Dick Hard

The Dedicated Onanist ― I generally avoid live albums as they don't so much showcase a band's talent but inadvertently promote annoying noises from the crowd, that fucking whistler in Elton John's Bennie and The Jets is the best/worst example. ∙ Many, many years ...

Tags: Songs In The Attic, Albums, Billy Joel

Onanist ― 12 Aug, 11

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