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The Kooz Top 5

 David ― http://kooztop5.blogspot.com

Daily top 5 lists chronicling the best and worst of whatever I happen to be in the mood to write about. Nothing is too stupid to cover.

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Listed: Nov 19, 2011

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Gilbert Gottfried's Bird Voice Acting Roles

Gilbert Gottfried's Bird Voice Acting Roles

The Kooz Top 5 ― Gilbert Gottfried has made a career out of voicing birds. Oh, and being a comedian. But the bird thing is really weird--he plays a lot of birds... ∙ 5: The Woodpecker (Timon & Pumbaa) - Gilbert plays a mean looking woodpecker in this...

Tags: Comics, Actors, Actor, Cartoons, Top 5

David ― 13 weeks ago

Inappropriate Valentine's Day Candy Heart Messages

Inappropriate Valentine's Day Candy Heart Messages

The Kooz Top 5 ― These Valentine's Day candy heart messages are not necessarily bad, but they really shouldn't be in the box of candy your kid is bringing to school. Not that we're judging... ∙ 5: Gave You STD ∙ 4: Aunt Flo Says No ∙ 3: Pee ...

Tags: Holiday, Valentine's Day, Top 5

David ― 13 weeks ago

Things To Make With Snow

Things To Make With Snow

The Kooz Top 5 ― Next time Nemogeddon strikes, get your gloves and be prepared to make the following. ∙ 5: Snow Angel - Best way to get freeeeeeezing cold. ∙ 4: Igloo - Yeah, by the time you pack the third block, you're ready to go inside. ∙ ...

David ― 14 weeks ago

Reasons the Pope Will Step Down

Reasons the Pope Will Step Down

The Kooz Top 5 ― Pope Benedict XVI is stepping down on February 28th. Here's our thoughts as to why. ∙ 5: The world ends March 1, and he wants to get one good night of partying in. ∙ 4: He just learned the Pope can't date! ∙ 3: Just once he'd...

Tags: Society, Top 5

David ― 14 weeks ago

Winter Storm Nemo Alternate Names

The Kooz Top 5 ― This just in - Winter Storm Nemo may now be referred to by any of the following: ∙ 5: Snowpocalypse ∙ 4: The Snowfall to end all Snowfalls ∙ 3: The Day the Earth Stood Chill ∙ 2: Sandy's Asshole Brother ∙ 1:...

Tags: Top 5, Names

David ― 14 weeks ago

Things to Avoid Before a Blizzard

Things to Avoid Before a Blizzard

The Kooz Top 5 ― Predictions for snowfall from Winter Storm Nemo in the northeastern United States have ranged from inches to feet, and everyone is preparing for one of the worst storms to hit the region in years. If you're ever caught in these conditions, avoid...

Tags: Society, Top 5

David ― 14 weeks ago

Children's Toiletries you can Borrow

Children's Toiletries you can Borrow

The Kooz Top 5 ― Having kids is worth it if only for the toiletries you can borrow! For example: ∙ 5: Aquaphor Ointment - It's Vaseline minus the sickly yellow color, and it's great for chapped lips and paper cuts. ∙ 4: Mr. Bubble - By the time you...

Tags: Children, Top 5

David ― 14 weeks ago

Worst Lance Armstrong Traits

Worst Lance Armstrong Traits

The Kooz Top 5 ― Lance Armstrong sucks. Okay, this has been sitting in the hopper for a while, and in light of Lance's recent mea culpa, we feel the time is right to unleash our top 5 worst things about Lance Armstrong. ∙ 5: Shitty author - His book, "It's...

Tags: Sports, Top 5, Hate

David ― 15 weeks ago

Top 5 Fruity Songs

Top 5 Fruity Songs

The Kooz Top 5 ― These songs all make me hungry. Not as hungry as songs about cake or ice cream, but hungry nonetheless. Here are our favorite five songs about fruit. ∙ 5: Peaches - Makes me want to move to the country. ∙ 4: Tutti Frutti - Not ...

Tags: Food, Top 5, Sooz, Guest Blogger

David ― 15 weeks ago

Top 5 Superbowl Commercials of 2013

Top 5 Superbowl Commercials of 2013

The Kooz Top 5 ― Sprinkled amidst a blackout, a two-quarter rout, and a two-quarter comeback that fell just short were some pretty funny commercials. In case you missed them (and have ignored the rest of the internet, as everybody is writing the same thing this...

Tags: Advertising, Top 5, Football, TV, Commercials

David ― 15 weeks ago

Top 5 Things That Are Hard, Lyrically Speaking

The Kooz Top 5 ― Lots of things are hard, right? Like finding a parking spot, or not being able to find a food you used to love, or coming up with five things to write a blog about everyday, for example. Well here are our favorite difficult things, according to...

Tags: Music, Top 5

David ― 15 weeks ago

Top 5 Parking Laws That Should Exist

Top 5 Parking Laws That Should Exist

The Kooz Top 5 ― Parking. We've heard your parking complaints, and we're here to help. Finding a parking spot can be brutal, but we can make it easier with some simple legislation. Here are the top 5 parking rules that should exist. ∙ 5: No teasing. All...

Tags: Society, Top 5, Hate

David ― 16 weeks ago

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