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The Melancholic Adventures of Mr Pensive

 Mr Pensive ― http://melancholicadventures.blogspot.com

A fictional blog that tracks the life of poor Mr Pensive himself, his woes of life are articulated in daily snippets for all to read.

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Listed: Mar 28, 2012

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The way to a woman's heart

The Melancholic Adventures of Mr Pensive ― Chocolates or flowers? Flowers made of chocolate? The ideas which were running through my mind this morning as planned my overt expression of pseudo love. Morally wrong one might assume, but qualifying it myself I reason that most relationships ...

Mr Pensive ― 28 Apr, 12

A game of chess

The Melancholic Adventures of Mr Pensive ― After several drinks with Steve, much discussion on the finer points of life, induced by the eternal philosophical nature of beer I came to one simple conclusion. That although Sue is married I should not let that stop me pursuing her. Strange...

Mr Pensive ― 23 Apr, 12

I like Paul Weller, I am the Changing Man

The Melancholic Adventures of Mr Pensive ― Singing in the shower, providing a running commentary whist making breakfast, talking into the mirror, these are things that I don't do, never have and never...oh, shit I did this morning. Well why? I awoke alone didn't I? Didn't get lucky? ...

Mr Pensive ― 31 Mar, 12

You wait ages for a bus, then...

The Melancholic Adventures of Mr Pensive ― What I find surprising in life is the hidden face of desire that seems only to emerge when one is engaging in activities with another, meaning that, by 'coincidence', Sue was at the George and Dragon, my local pub, when I took Cindy there last...

Mr Pensive ― 28 Mar, 12

The foundations of a plan are in well laid precautions

The Melancholic Adventures of Mr Pensive ― When I said I hope it doesn't spread like wildfire I didn't expect it too, however after opening the door to work today I became educated in what a backdraft is. My very being in the room was like oxygen to a smoldering mess of embers, all ready ...

Mr Pensive ― 28 Mar, 12

A spring tide

The Melancholic Adventures of Mr Pensive ― Its been a long time since I asked anyone out on a date, and even longer since I've been on one, I'm fully aware of how this fact broadcasts my incompetence in the chat-up line department. However sometimes the tide begins to turn, we're not ...

Mr Pensive ― 28 Mar, 12

TV, work and dating

The Melancholic Adventures of Mr Pensive ― Right, Where have I been? Missed a day, far too busy plotting machiavellian plans to overthrow my boss, take over the world and bring down BBC3, the later being of most importance. What is it with programmes about teenage girls, pregnancy, ...

Mr Pensive ― 28 Mar, 12

Shopping, On-line

The Melancholic Adventures of Mr Pensive ― Why don't I do all my shopping on-line? In fact, to be more precise, why don't I do any shopping on-line? This trend seems to be sweeping past me like a bullet, apps, ipods, iphones, ipads, idontgiveashit, problem is that I do. Anyway, back to ...

Mr Pensive ― 28 Mar, 12

The funnel technique

The Melancholic Adventures of Mr Pensive ― I thought the the baby cycle was at A, the start of life and B, when we're old, wearing nappies and need help with going to the toilet, hopefully with Alzheimers so we don't really know someone on minimum wage is wiping our arse for us. But I was...

Mr Pensive ― 28 Mar, 12

The day continues...

The Melancholic Adventures of Mr Pensive ― Ok, so what happened upon entering work, that gloomy prison, my own hospice? I was greeted by Sue, 'Lovely day isn't it?' 'Yes' was my reply, a white lie, my first of many today. Why do we need these generic questions? To fill 'awkward' voids?...

Mr Pensive ― 28 Mar, 12

The day begins...

The Melancholic Adventures of Mr Pensive ― Footsetps, nextdoors neighbours' dog barking like a hound, waking me up. Must be the postman. Sure, the letter box has slapped shut. Bills I assume, like always, why is it never the other way around, why do I never get cheques, or tax rebates,...

Mr Pensive ― 28 Mar, 12

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