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The Order of the Fez

Random and witty humor ranging from celebrities to people we hate. We write about anything that comes into our heads, no matter how off the wall it...
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Epididymitis -or- How I Learned to Start Worrying about My Balls

The Order of the Fez ― Hello out there in Inter-Web Land. Many moons have passed since the other boys and myself have posted anything to this wonderfully entertaining blog. Fuck you! We’ve been busy with shit! Anyways, many conversations have passed amongst the brothers... (more)
 Order Of The Fez ― Posted on Jul 4th, 2011
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Baio-nette Through The Heart

The Order of the Fez ― Scott Baio…America’s sweetheart.  We know him as Charles from Charles In Charge.  We got a glimpse of his life during his reality show Scott Baio Is 45 And Single.  From that show, we realized that Jason Hervey (Wayne from The Wonder... (more)
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 Order Of The Fez ― Posted on Jul 16th, 2010
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Fucking Ear!

The Order of the Fez ― Well assholes, I know you have been waiting with baited breath to hear about my stupid ear.  Not since the mystery of who shot J.R. has America been this captivated.  Between waiting on my post and watching live feed of the BP oil thing, I am... (more)
 Order Of The Fez ― Posted on Jun 9th, 2010
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Damn the Q-Tips!!!!

The Order of the Fez ― Well it happened loyal readers.  I went to the doctor today.  Just stop asshole!  I know what you are saying, “Dr. Rob you are a doctor?”…well you’re stupid!  Look at the little side bar thing….I am a doctor of bullshit…a Ph.D in... (more)
 Order Of The Fez ― Posted on Jun 4th, 2010
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My Job Sucks…Peach Fucker.

The Order of the Fez ― I could start this entry by talking about how long it has been since I have posted, but I don’t give a fuck.  I have been busy so leave me the hell alone. I have been busy as shit at work here recently and have had to stay late.  It is fucking... (more)
 Order Of The Fez ― Made popular on Oct 10th, 2010
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Why?

The Order of the Fez ― I have been away for far too long and I apologize to the loyal readers who have pined, ached, and cried for my return.  Okay, so nobody did any of those things but here I am anyway.  I have been spending the last few days finding myself asking &... (more)
 Order Of The Fez ― Posted on May 6th, 2010
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I Have To End This Nightmare

The Order of the Fez ― 4bd1843d I’m going to piggy-back off of Dr. Rob’s beautiful article Look At Me!! that compares singers to strippers.  I’ve noticed recently that there have been a lot of women singers that feel it is necessary to dress up in the weirdest shit... (more)
 Order Of The Fez ― Made popular on Sep 22nd, 2010
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Look At Me!!!!

The Order of the Fez ― I realize it has been a long time since I have posted. I don’t think the World has really suffered any because of it but still I feel a hole…like Extreme, remember those fucks? “There’s a hole in my heart That can only be filled by you... (more)
 Order Of The Fez ― Made popular on Aug 30th, 2010
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I’m Rich, Bitch!

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 Order Of The Fez ― Posted on Apr 8th, 2010
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He works hard for the money!

The Order of the Fez ― 4bd1843d Dr. Dave and Dr. Rob have laid the groundwork for a monumental set of writing by the remaining doctors and of course you, the loyal, insignificant reader.  Yeah, I called you insignificant, so what?  I will not (more)
 Order Of The Fez ― Posted on Apr 6th, 2010
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me

The Order of the Fez ―      Let me please start off with a mass quantity of apologies for my last entry. I read online that Ricky Martin was gay and became overly titillated. Celebrity deaths are few and far between lately [...] (more)
 Order Of The Fez ― Posted on Apr 5th, 2010
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Amor del pene loco!

The Order of the Fez ― Well, well, well. Ricky Martin is officially out of the closet. No shit? Who would have thought he was homosexual (not that there’s anything wrong with that)? I, for one, am shocked!!   In a message posted on his official [...] (more)
 Order Of The Fez ― Posted on Mar 30th, 2010
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Dr. Rob Buys Everything

The Order of the Fez ― It has come to my attention that this blog will make myself and the other Doctor’s rich beyond our wildest dreams.  It was inevitable really, we are men with both ambition and potential.  We are men that do manly things like wear old spice [..... (more)
 Order Of The Fez ― Posted on Mar 27th, 2010
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I Kissed a Pimple and Liked It!

The Order of the Fez ― Katy Perry.  What more can you say?  Her horrible boisterous voice has plagued us for a few years now.  Yes we were slightly amused by your song about kissing a girl.  I realize you wanted the song to assert your feminine right to choose any... (more)
 Order Of The Fez ― Posted on Mar 24th, 2010
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They put the “limp” in Paralympics

The Order of the Fez ― Ok, before you get upset and say, “How dare you make fun of retarded athletes?”, I say to you…these “athletes” are not retarded, their bodies are.   You may also wonder why I put the word athletes in quotation marks... (more)
 Order Of The Fez ― Posted on Mar 22nd, 2010