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The Phake Report

 Darrel Pattillo ― http://phakereport.blogspot.com

All Fake, All The Time

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Listed: Dec 2, 2010

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Donald Trump To Run For President

The Phake Report ― ∙ “I Killed The USFL, and I’ll Do The Same To The USA!” ∙ Donald Trump, speaking on condition of false humility, will soon announce that he is going to run for President of the United States. Trump, who is currently suing Justin ...

Darrel Pattillo ― 14 Dec, 10

Captain Obvious Thinks America Should 'Get Its Head Out Of Its Ass'

The Phake Report ― DARREL PATTILLO/THE PHAKE REPORT ∙ LOS ANGELES (DLP) – American superhero Captain Obvious, upset about what he claims are “some really dumb-ass things going on,” sat down for an interview to discuss issues he says everyone already knows ...

Darrel Pattillo ― 3 Dec, 10

Sarah Palin To Take Over As Ruler Of All Things

The Phake Report ― DARREL PATTILLO/THE PHAKE REPORT ∙ ANCHORAGE-(DLP) Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin, fresh from a third-place finish on Dancing With The Stars, (Editor’s note: It was Palin’s daughter Bristol who was actually dancing on the show) has...

Darrel Pattillo ― 2 Dec, 10

Special Forces Plumbers Sent To Stop Crap Coming Out Of WikiLeaks

The Phake Report ― DARREL PATTILLO/THE PHAKE REPORT ∙ WASHINGTON (DLP) – Special Forces Plumbers conducted a surprise raid designed to plug WikiLeaks, the website responsible for the leak of hundreds of thousands of sensitive documents. The site’s founder,...

Darrel Pattillo ― 1 Dec, 10

North Dakota attacks South Dakota; Barrage of Gourds Litters Highway

The Phake Report ― DARREL PATTILLO/THE PHAKE REPORT ∙ FARGO (DLP) – North Dakota launched an artillery attack on South Dakota Monday, after dozens of decades of peace between the two states. No one was injured in the barrage, which took place during a...

Darrel Pattillo ― 30 Nov, 10

Transportation Safety Agency To Hire Pornstars For Patdowns

The Phake Report ― DARREL PATTILLO/THE PHAKE REPORT ∙ WASHINGTON (DLP) – The Transportation Safety Agency is hiring out of work Adult Film actors and actresses to work in airports this holiday season. ∙ “We think that hiring professional gropers is ...

Darrel Pattillo ― 29 Nov, 10

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