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The Weed House
Hi. I am a man trapped in a world of women. By which I mean to say that I'm married and have three daughters below the age of 5.
My blog is about my...
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Does Wal-mart make you grumpy?
The Weed House ― In the car, on the way home from Wal-mart, the following conversation seriously happened.Anna: What was wrong with that lady?Wife: What lady?Anna: The one that was getting into the car next to us. She didn't even smile at me. Usually people smile at... (more)
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Birthday Recapitulation (aka recap)
The Weed House ― On Saturday I turned 32. It's kind of an unremarkable year, but I guess the main thing it means is that I'm now two full years away from my twenties. So probably I'm an adult now. Maybe. It also means I spent the morning looking up abdominal pain... (more)
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Like Father Like Daughter
The Weed House ― When I was a kid, I liked to know things. I liked to know secret things. Anything that felt secretive. Or anything about people being sad. Or anything that people were doing. Basically anything about anybody my parents were talking about. I remember... (more)
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Vomit--A Story of Romance
The Weed House ― This is a vomit story in two scenes, and it's tied to romance. Are you ready?Scene 1: I was nervous because it was my first date with pre-Wife. We had known each other for many years--had grown up on the same street in Utah--and now both of our... (more)
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Handyman Part II--Garbage Disposal
The Weed House ― I was planning on this being a series, and this is the second part of my flat tire post, but I ended up calling it "Stranded" because I forgot I was planning on making a series about me being a handyman. But it is a series. And this is Part II. And... (more)
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Music
The Weed House ― Okay, so you know how lately I find myself doing that thing where I sing and play the violin in the same song? It happened again yesterday, and when I say "it happened" what I mean is that I ordered some vocal sheet music online expecting to do a... (more)
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Male Pattern Baldness
The Weed House ― Can somebody please explain this to me? I have a full head of hair. Not a single ounce of baldness. Yet, somehow, this has happened. No, I am not wearing socks or ankle weights. Here it is closer up: News alert: it's physically impossible to take a... (more)
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Posted on Apr 27th, 2012
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Stranded
The Weed House ― Recently I hit a pothole on the way to the gym. Not a big deal, right? I could hear that it had messed something up, but my tire felt kind of functional in that I wasn't driving on a rim shooting sparks into the night sky, and since I was almost... (more)
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Posted on Apr 24th, 2012
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And that's when I told her about my creative vagina
The Weed House ― Conversation between my sister and me:Jenni: So, how's the book coming?Me: Oh, it's finally kind of coming together. I think it will be done--like all the way done--by the end of the summer. I can't describe to you how difficult this process is... (more)
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Posted on Apr 19th, 2012
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The Happiest Place To Throw Up in the Bushes On Earth (A History of Vomit in our Marital Relationship, segment 1)
The Weed House ― Yes, you read that right. This is the beginning of a series about vomit in our relationship. (There might end up being only two.) Oh boy are you in for something special! The day after I got to California over Christmas break, Wife and I decided it... (more)
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Made popular on Apr 24th, 2012
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Like a Phoenix rising from the ashes
The Weed House ― I think one could say that this post is a rebirth. I was gone for weeks. My brain was elsewhere. My sense of humor took a brief hiatus while I contemplated very deep and important mysteries like "why do I enjoy my daughter's lactose free milk so much... (more)
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Made popular on Apr 14th, 2012
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I did not die
The Weed House ― And I actually did have a post ready for my seventh day. I did not fizzle out like some poor attention deficit riddled firework that gets ready to explode and then just... dies. But, for probably one of the first times, Wife put a veto on the post... (more)
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Made popular on Mar 18th, 2012
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Status update = post
The Weed House ― As wife was cooking dinner Anna said: "Mommy, what's that disgusting smell. It smells like poo. And oranges." Then during dinner she insisted on wearing a blanket over head so as to not smell the dinner. Aaaaand I'm spent. Getting up at 5:30 every... (more)
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Posted on Mar 15th, 2012
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Help! Can you identify these objects?
The Weed House ― Um, Wife and I need your help with something. While I would stop short of calling Wife a hoarder, we do have an issue where she insists on collecting stuff that is... garbage. Like the other day. I was digging around in a drawer, and I pulled this... (more)
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Posted on Mar 14th, 2012
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I hate Crime Shows except Law & Order
The Weed House ― Wife likes to watch crime shows. She doesn't like me around when she watches her programs because she says I get too snooty about them. She's probably right. I don't mean to get snooty. It's just that for some of those shows (NCIS!) the characters... (more)
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Posted on Mar 13th, 2012
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