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Teleconfusion – TV or Not TV
Think Spin ― Teleconfusion: An abnormal condition variously characterized by stupor, stereotypy, mania, and either rigidity or extreme flexibility of the limbs, resulting from watching too much television. You may have experienced one of the symptoms of... (more)
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The Case of the Missing Font Family. Hint. The Delete Key Did It!
Think Spin ― Hey, you blanking page. What happened to the Font family? They vanished somewhere between the margins, their characters decimated by Jihadist spelling terrorists. Alas, I fear the fragment may be dead, but I can’t find the body of words. I need an... (more)
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Posted 9 days ago
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Mother’s Day Rap
Think Spin ― I’m a mother with a son, two dogs and cat I try to cook and clean but fail at that After work, I want time to clear my head But have to feed the dogs and cat instead If they don’t get dinner, they get under my feet When you fall on your face, it... (more)
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Posted 13 days ago
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100 Words of Attitude
Think Spin ― Literary Agent, Janet Reid, periodically holds a flash fiction contest (100 words or less) at her blog. For the last contest, we had to include the following words: double trouble bubble twin spin I didn’t win but had fun writing this 100-word... (more)
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Posted 18 days ago
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If a blog post falls in my head, does it make a sound?
Think Spin ― The silence in my head speaks louder than the brain gremlins feeding on muse droppings and thought decay. All those lovely ideas scribbled on Post-it-Notes and envelopes, screaming to be saved. They telepathically collect rejection slips, while... (more)
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Posted 21 days ago
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I Hail from Quirky
Think Spin ― Lately, the trees fall down and don’t get up. A graveyard of twigs and leaves still cover the ground from the October nor’easter that whacked our town on its way to the North Pole, which is lovely this time of year. Polar bears slip and slide... (more)
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Posted on Apr 15th, 2012
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The Infinite Et Cetera, More Powerful Than the Next
Think Spin ― The clerk yelled, “Next!” I stepped up to the counter. “What can I get you?” he asked. I stared at the seemingly infinite choices on the shelf. “Well?” The clerk glared at me. “Uh . . .” “Hesitation is a sign of... (more)
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Posted on Apr 8th, 2012
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Extreme Couponing: Too Extreme for the Average Shopper?
Think Spin ― A clipped post from coupon week never published until today, the expiration date. Actually, it’s good until Judgment Day. Guest Post: This article was written by Ella Davidson of Coupons.org. Coupons.org offers Amazon coupons as well as... (more)
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Posted on Apr 3rd, 2012
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TB is Back, Not the Disease, the Blog Plastic Surgeons with Un Deux Extreme Blog Makeover Contest
Think Spin ― That’s “dos” in Espanol or “two” in English, my native tongue. Sounds like a sci-fi thriller. “My Native Tongue” – it came from outer space and wiped out an entire planet lickety-split! Get it now on... (more)
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Posted on Mar 23rd, 2012
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Have You Seen This Avatar?
Think Spin ― The Google Friend Connect widget, once populated with faces on my sidebar, now appears empty and clueless, a border of its former self. On March 1st, Google discontinued Google Friend Connect on all non Blogger sites. Since that day “that will... (more)
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Made popular on Mar 22nd, 2012
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Save the Wealthy – Sponsor a Billionaire!
Think Spin ― Image via Wikipedia – I have no idea who this dude is. After a bad run of luck on Monte Carlo, billionaire Todd Hedrick III needs your contributions to help him get back on his jet again. For just $200 a week, you can help Todd maintain his... (more)
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Posted on Mar 13th, 2012
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Slut Talk Radio – A Rush to Judgment
Think Spin ― Do some men choose a career in radio to overcompensate for their tiny heads? I can’t think of any other reason for Rush Limbaugh to verbally abuse Sandra Fluke on the radio, his voice wafting like pig farts across the airwaves. Whether you like it... (more)
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Made popular on Mar 21st, 2012
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The Limbaugh Galaxy, a Strange Universe Far, Far, Away…
Think Spin ― SPOCK Captain we’ve entered the Limbaugh galaxy on a course bearing 666 at 275° toward the planet Dittohead. CAPTAIN Ah, the overpopulated planet inhabited by pimps and sluts. SPOCK Yes, Captain. Back in the year 2012, King Rush, the supreme... (more)
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Posted on Mar 3rd, 2012
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Come an’ get me, copper!
Think Spin ― The cop saw me before I saw him. He had a radar detector. I had astigmatism. Hypnotized by the swirl of his ruby-red lights, I pulled over to the side. He got out of his car, parked across the street, and swaggered toward me. My chance to make a... (more)
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Posted on Mar 1st, 2012
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The Ten Canine Commandments
Think Spin ― Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s leg Thou shall not chase the cat when she wanders into mutt air space Thou shall not abduct a sock, shoe or glove from a wedded pair Thou shall not kill a rodent and leave it fermenting on the bed Thou shall not... (more)
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Posted on Feb 25th, 2012
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