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Listed: Mar 5, 2012
Write, Rinse, Repeat ― Parenting. ∙ My husband and I were blessed with an incredibly "easy" first child. She came into this world happy and content and for the most part, quiet. She slept through the night from the beginning. She drank her bottles. She rocked...
Tags: Parenting, Daughter, Silica Gel
Write Rinse Blog ― 2 weeks 1 day ago
Write, Rinse, Repeat ― Saturday had arrived, and I dropped my daughter off at my mother's house for the day. She's almost 7 and really enjoys hanging out with my mom. She was pumped because she was getting new flip flops and the opportunity to look at Amish people at ...
Tags: Ford Ranger, Sonic, Cheese Tots, Sparks, Booster Cables, SUV
Write Rinse Blog ― 3 weeks 1 day ago
Write, Rinse, Repeat ― Our three-horse town is really moving on up. To the east side. We finally got a piece of the pie. ∙ The apple pie. ∙ Apple. As in Applebee's. ∙ We used to have an Applebee's years ago. I really loved their fried chicken ...
Tags: Lean Cuisine, Honey Mustard, Sweet Tea, Miss Cleo, Blockbuster, Applebee's
Write Rinse Blog ― 3 weeks 6 days ago
Write, Rinse, Repeat ― Hola, amigos. ∙ (That's the only Spanish I know, but it sounds impressive, doesn't it?) ∙ I'm thrilled to have placed in the Southern Writer's Magazine Short Story Contest for the second year in a row. Nothing gives me such a thrill ...
Write Rinse Blog ― 5 weeks ago
Write, Rinse, Repeat ― When I was in elementary school, I received a red pencil from the cafeteria lady that read, "Eat Spuds. Not Drugs." ∙ Who the heck says, "eat" when referring to crack? I thought it was "use", not "eat". But, nevertheless, I do NOT eat ...
Write Rinse Blog ― 6 weeks 5 days ago
Write, Rinse, Repeat ― My blog is now on Facebook. ∙ Please calm yourselves! ∙ Attention! Calm yourselves! You there in the red cloak at the back of the room! Please put that little person down. Calm yourselves! Settle down! ∙ Now that we are calm, ...
Tags: Facebook Blog, Pope Smoke, Brown, Antoine
Write Rinse Blog ― 8 weeks 6 days ago
Write, Rinse, Repeat ― I'm sitting in the living room recliner with a sick two year old boy in my lap as he blows phlegmy,warm breath in my face. I can hear my husband on the phone in his office upstairs. He's trying to make sense of a confusing email that he's ...
Write Rinse Blog ― 10 weeks ago
Write, Rinse, Repeat ― Several months ago, I received the Liebster Award. ∙ It sounds like a benign wenis growth, but it's not. ∙ Google wenis. I will wait. ∙ Anyway, I remember receiving this award for the first time. I remember it well. ...
Write Rinse Blog ― 12 weeks ago
Write, Rinse, Repeat ― Damn Valentine's candy. ∙ Chocolate and sugar and caffeine flowed through my veins and wreaked havoc on my mind and my body as I tossed and turned for hours on Valentine's night. ∙ I peered over at my husband, sleeping soundly as...
Write, Rinse, Repeat ― When I was eleven, I had a whiny, southern twang that was much more annoying than the whiny, southern twang that I am blessed with today. ∙ When I was eleven, I was short and round sans a waistline. I had unruly hair and thick bangs that ...
Write Rinse Blog ― 14 weeks ago
Write, Rinse, Repeat ― I have a lot of phobias. ∙ Cowkillaphobia. ∙ This is the fear of tornadoes that kill cows. ∙ Or anything that kills cows, including but not limited to machetes, meteors and McDonald's. ∙ Floorflameaphobia. ∙ ...
Write Rinse Blog ― 15 weeks ago
Write, Rinse, Repeat ― I have done another vlog, dear friends. ∙ Unlike my last vlog, this one isn't the length of Freebird live. And I only cough once. I've got a fever. Click below to find out more. http://youtu.be/VqiTcqqk6Ws
Tags: Justin Bieber, Bieber Fever
Write Rinse Blog ― 16 weeks ago
Last month (and last year), I said that I was going to start blogging more often because ...
Did you hear a faint shrieking sound and feel a slight rumble beneath your feet on ...
Well, look what the cat dragged in. ∙ Me. ∙ Would you like to know what ...
I think I buy a striped top every year, it means Summer to me. This one with elbow pads ...
Shirt: UniqloTrousers: ZaraShoes: Topshop ∙ Waaaaah, baggy knees. GO AWAY. ...
Yahoo! announced that it has acquired Tumblr for $1.1billion today. According to Tumblr's ...