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Sms & Text Messages ― Mareez Doctor se- Doctor sahaab mere uppar wala daant kire kha rahe the Apne niche wala daant kyun nikal diya? Doctor- Aare pagal niche wala pe khade ho kar kha raha tha (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― Life is like playing chess with God After every move he makes the next move Your moves are called choices And his moves are called choices. (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― Biwi ghusse me – Dekh lena tumhe narak me bhi jaga nahi milegi Santa – Aree thik hai, waise bhi mai har jaga tere saath aana bhi nahi chahta (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― Single is not a status Its a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― Suraj ki pahli kiran saato rang ho Baago me phoolon ki khushbu sang ho Aap jab bhi khole aapki palke Aapki chehre pe Holi ka rang ho Wish you a very happy and safe holi (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― Har rang kuch kehta raha hota hai koi feeka koi gahra hota hai gulal ka rang malum nahi Padh dosti ka rang hamesha gahra hota hai Have a splendid holi my friend. (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― Lal apke Galon k liye Kala apke Balon k liye Nila apki Aankhon k liye Gulabi apki Sapno k liye Safed apki Mann k liye Hara apki Badan k liye Happy Holi My love (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― Rajni Facts- Rajnikant does not wear a watch He decides what the time is Rajnikant got his drives llicense at the age of 16 seconds (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― Love + Bharosa= Mummy Darr + Pyar = Papa Playing + Help = Brother and sister Sukh + Dukh = Lover Above all + Friends = Friends (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― Q – Where can we find a sea without water and earth without people? A- On the map and Q – Which is the laziest mountain? A – Ever-rest (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― I found Aladin’s lamp I asked him to increase my all Frien’s brain ten times more…. He laughed and told multiplication does not apply on Zero (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― Awesome PJ- Apple is red banana is yellow wah wah Apple is red banana is yellow wah wah A.C.P daya waan be my chammak challooooo ? :p (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― Life = Mobile Friend= Charger Lover= Recharge Kitni bhi recharge karlo charger na hp to mobile switch off Kyunki HAR EK FRIEND JARURI HOTA HAI. (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― Dimag Ghuma Dene Wala Question Income Tax aur Cller Tune me kya similarity hai? ? ? ? Dono ka paisa hum bharte hai aur maza koi aur leta hai (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― Teacher- It’s better to fail than to cheat Student- Lol, no mam, it’s better to cheat than to repeat. Ab kya kahe aaj kal ke bacche ko (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― Wife- Shaadi se pehle aap roz gift dete the par ab kyun nahi dete? Husband- Kabhi tumne machware ko machli pakdne k baad usse dana daalte huye dekha hai? (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: wht happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― After an accident, A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights & told u 2 go by side. Santa: I also started d wipers & said No, no..No no. (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― Santa – My wife died yesterday.. I’m trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta – No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back. (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― Ek pathan galti se mayat wali bus me char gya Logon ne pathan ko bohat mara. Jab pathan bus se utra to aik admi ne pucha Khan sahb tum ko bus walon ne q mara? Pathan:Maloom nahi yara ? hum ne to bas itna bola tha ‘ustad munni badnam’ wala... (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?” Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.” Santa whispers, “Can I have a burger & fries?” (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank. Instead of cash they found Botlles full of Chilled Red Wine, Happily they drank & went away. Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya. (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton. usa Bill : I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him to a forest. Bill : Dig the ground. Sardarji did it. Bill : More….More…More… Sardarji went upto 100 Feet.... (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― Twin babies born in a SARDAR’s House. SARDAR G could not sleep whole night continuously thinking? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Who is the father of second! (More)
Sms & Text Messages ― SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis laa kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon Arsalan Shaka Incoming search terms:hindi naughty sms (1) (More)