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How to become king of Sweden in just 2 hours

Digital Desperado

.......just kidding don't really know how to do that.

If anyone has a 5 step tutorial on becoming Swedish royalty I will let you guest post on my blog.

6 Replies

Moonomo ∙ 26 weeks ago

Caution: You must act today (10-11-12). Second chance you may take around a year later (11-12-13). Last chance you can take after another year (12-13-14). Or else, you'll have to wait a century!

Warning: Those who have weak heart please don't try, in case you even sustain in the process you wont, A king must not have a weak heart.

Fine Print: I should not suggest this secret mission of your since I understood how this thread came in, but may be you should try it anyway.

Tutorial to Become Swedish King in 5 steps:

Step 1: Google for "Swedish Royal Palace", time 1 minute.

Step 2: Take 10 pictures you like most, time 10 minutes.

Step 3: Print them in photo papers, time 20 minutes.

Step 4: Touch your ears with both your hands, sit down and up, repeat this workout for 16 minutes.

Step 5: Take a deep sleep (you can try some pill when you're not sure if you could).

You will become the King of Sweden!

Dustin ∙ 26 weeks ago

I heard sweden has the most numbers of beautiful women in the world!

Nikki ∙ 26 weeks ago

Hahaha awww shucks...I wanted to know how...and wear a cute pretty crown on my head and eat cakes all day *day dream mode activated*

dennis hodgson ∙ 26 weeks ago

Everywhere you go, people bowing low
Carriages to take you anywhere
Feet won't ever touch a thing
When you are a king.

....White Plains, "When you are a king".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lcwiQHfcP8

A Brainless Nod ∙ 26 weeks ago

My fiance is actually pretty good friends with a Prince from Sweden. I'll ask him, see what he says....

Digital Desperado ∙ 26 weeks ago

@Moon
An actual list! I gotta try me that! I will let you know if I manage it in 2 hours.
@A Brainless Nod
That sounds promising! but 17 hours ago and counting looks like time expiration :(
@Dustin I like Finnish girls.... but hey if you're king how could any girl resist the bling?
http://www.angelfire.com/mi4/polcrt/NorthEuropeCrns.html
I think he's doing it wrong:
http://royalcorrespondent.com/2011/05/01/his-majesty-king-carl-xvi-gustaf-celebrates-his-65th-birthday-in-stockholm-sweden/
@Nikki Sorry seems like A Brainless Nod is the guy to talk to he is connected.
@Dennis not herd that one before it's pre my reign, like the vid.

Hmmm this seems promising maybe becoming King of Sweden just needs a good twitter campaign.

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