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Jokes on women hiding age...
Rupak says 686 days ago
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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.
She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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The best years of womes's life r the ten years between 29 and 30.
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She has a twin brother who is practically identical except for one minor detail, he is forty 49 and she is 39.
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40 has been the most difficult for her to pass, it’s taken her eight years.
She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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The best years of womes's life r the ten years between 29 and 30.
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She has a twin brother who is practically identical except for one minor detail, he is forty 49 and she is 39.
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40 has been the most difficult for her to pass, it’s taken her eight years.
User Replies (13)
Thiruselvam K says 685 days ago
When women do not hide their age, men go into hiding.
What else can they do to appease men!!!!
What else can they do to appease men!!!!
Thiruselvam K says 682 days ago
Robert Frost (1875-....) an American poet said; - "A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday, but never remembers her age"
He also said something else:
"Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty".
What did Edgar Watson Howe (1853-1937), an American journalist and author had to say:-
"His wife is ten years older than he is, and she calls him "Father".
Howe also said this:
"If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law".
Do you all know Thiruselvam.K. He said this:-
" A woman is as old as you make her feel"
He also said something else:
"Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty".
What did Edgar Watson Howe (1853-1937), an American journalist and author had to say:-
"His wife is ten years older than he is, and she calls him "Father".
Howe also said this:
"If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law".
Do you all know Thiruselvam.K. He said this:-
" A woman is as old as you make her feel"
Rupak says 682 days ago
Neva heard of any philoshpher named Thiruselvam.K.. still if u say he says this v will certainly accept :)
Thiruselvam K says 681 days ago
Someone titled me as "Prince Charming" and now I have been garlanded as a "Philosopher". I was asked here if I am a "teacher" and later another asked if I am a "Doctor". There is only one answer.
I am a Blogger.
I am a Blogger.
Indrayani says 681 days ago
hahahaaahh...
bt all women don't try this...
and second one is really good!!!
bt all women don't try this...
and second one is really good!!!
Rupak says 681 days ago
some new stuff...
The Ages Of Women
1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.
2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.
3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.
4. Between the ages of 46 and 56, she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest.
5. After 56 she is like Australia, everybody knows it's down there but who gives a damn?
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The Ages Of Women
1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.
2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.
3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.
4. Between the ages of 46 and 56, she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest.
5. After 56 she is like Australia, everybody knows it's down there but who gives a damn?
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Rupak says 681 days ago
The only time she ever gave her right age was on a safari, when she was captured by a fussy cannibal, who never ate anyone past forty.
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