An actor walks into a not so classy, inexpensive and run down restaurant for a quick meal.As he is tucking away into his dinner, he notices another actor clearing dirty crockery from the next table.

"I'm not surprised". the first actor says. "Jobs and roles are hard to come by for you... you can't even play a corpse in a medical drama!".

The second actor, put off by the rudeness of the first actor, retorted "At least I don't eat here!"