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Would you date a horse if you knew it used to be a person?

Order Of The Fez on Funny, Humor, Random, Purity, General, Beautiful

20 Apr, 10

Let's say, hypothetically of course, that you upset a wizard and he took out his rage on you by turning you into a horse. I have to imagine that I would still be attracted to girls. However, the girls would not want to date me because, obviously, I am a horse now. If you knew that horse used to be a person and had a soul, would it be appropriate to begin a relationship? I await your thoughts.

35 Replies

Josh Soderling ∙ 20 Apr, 10

WTF! Im sorry but really? Frist off every living thing has a soul.

Order Of The Fez ∙ 20 Apr, 10

Do you realize that someone is aiming a gun at your head in that picture? Josh, I want to explain a concept to you called "humor". That's when people say things that are intentionally funny and weird. I thought that would be ovious because of the "wizard" reference. Maybe your father was a wizard, and if he was, I apologize. I have nothing against wizards. God bless you.

Mulan ∙ 21 Apr, 10

Hahahahaha GOOD ONE!

Bruno Rodrigues ∙ 21 Apr, 10

I wouldn't worry too much about it. Some people are into that sorta thing. You'd be fine. You might even end up getting laid more than you are now.

Krishaal ∙ 30 Mar, 12

hahaha good 1!! ;)

Order Of The Fez ∙ 21 Apr, 10

I wonder if there is a certain etiquette for dating a horse. Restaurants would be a problem. Would the horse be able to get down on one knee for that magical moment when he proposes? There's so much to think about!!

Moonomo ∙ 21 Apr, 10

Best place for you is that race field. Win the race- give your girl the prize. A horse need not act as a person. ;)

Order Of The Fez ∙ 21 Apr, 10

That's assuming I would be an in-shape horse that had the stamina to run a full race. Chances are, as soon as I was turned into a horse, I would be put down because of my lame legs and body.

Moonomo ∙ 21 Apr, 10

If not- why your horse soul assume a girl would date you?

Bruno Rodrigues ∙ 21 Apr, 10

If that's the case, then you don't need to worry about anything else.

Order Of The Fez ∙ 21 Apr, 10

Of course, I'm hoping I won't be put down. I imagine my hind legs will be strong enough to kick the crap out of someone messing with me. Maybe that show of brute horse strength will land me the girl.

Moonomo ∙ 21 Apr, 10

So you also assume you turned in to that horse near some school? Ah- those kids will love ya! LOL!

Order Of The Fez ∙ 21 Apr, 10

It's good to know everyone thinks I will be a horse with pedophilia.

Kim Realubit ∙ 22 Apr, 10

DO YOU PATTERN YOUR ALLEGATION AFTER THE DISNEY FILM;"THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG?".EVEN IF THE FROG OR THE HORSE OR WHATEVER USED TO BE A PRINCE OR A GREAT WARRIOR, I WOULD PUKE FIRST BEFORE GETTING NEAR HIM.

Order Of The Fez ∙ 22 Apr, 10

There is no pattern to my warped mind. Are you prejudiced towards just horses and frogs, or all animals? I guess horse-dating isn't for everyone.

Phamiel ∙ 3 Dec, 10

There's a thing called beastiality. If you come from a rural area that embraces that practice, perhaps I wouldn't mind if my best friend starts dating you. Besides, if you could still talk!!!

Imagine a talking horse! I'd trap you and auction you off for a trillion dollars. Never mind my best friend who falls for you.

Hehehe. Just kidding

The answer is "No". I wouldn't date you even if you can talk like a normal human being. I wouldn't mind making you my best friend, though. I always dreamed of having a talking horse like King Tirian in the seventh and final novel in The Chronicles of Narnia series by C.S. Lewis.

Although he's not a horse, Jewel the Unicorn could talk and he's a beautiful animal! I wish I have a talking animal friend.

Stef Gonzaga ∙ 3 Dec, 10

What a question! XD Ah, no I wouldn't date you but I WILL help you find a way to turn back into a human.

That is, of course, if you're looking for a reason to transform back into a human. :|

Sabita ∙ 3 Dec, 10

good joke.......

deletemyprofile ∙ 3 Dec, 10

yeh why not

Honeylyn Perez ∙ 4 Dec, 10

If that horse will turns into a mankind during our first date and forever, why not?

Dyane ∙ 4 Dec, 10

You are a horse !I'll be glad to date with you, if I also become a horse(as you told that you would be attractive horsey )by the same wizard !But I'm not a horse yet !So better ride on you!Ha Ha Ha !With a stick!