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Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit ― Heeeeeeeeey, sex-xay lay-day... ∙ CLICK HERE!
Tags: Anytime Health, Fitness, Weight Loss, Health, Jack Sht, Gangnam
Jack Sht ― 29 weeks ago
Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit ― Click on this link to ∙ my latest post for Anytime Health... ∙ IF YOU DARE!!!!
Tags: Anytime Health, Diet, Weight Loss Blog, Anytime Fitness, Fitness, Weight Loss
Jack Sht ― 31 weeks ago
Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit ― This link was made for clicking, ∙ And that's just what you'll do. ∙ Cuz if you don't… um…. well… ∙ I'll be mildly disappointed in you!
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Jack Sht ― 36 weeks ago
Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit ― I'm gonna go and hack up a lung. ∙ You are going to go over here and check out my newest post for the wonderful peoples at Anytime Health. ∙ Now go... believe me, you don't want this cold! ∙ DAILY SCALEYAlmost.... too sick... ...
Tags: Anytime Health, Diet, Weight Loss Blog, Fitness, Weight Loss, Health
Jack Sht ― 38 weeks ago
Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit ― Me: Doc, doc. ∙ Doctor: What is it? ∙ Me: You’re supposed to say “Who’s there?” ∙ Doctor: What? ∙ Me: It’s a doc-doc joke. ∙ Doctor: I don’t understand… ∙ Me: Doc, doc. ∙ Doctor: Who’s there? ...
Tags: Anytime Health, Diet, Weight Loss Blog, Fitness, Doctor, Doc Doc
Jack Sht ― 43 weeks ago
Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit ― A thought occurred to me the other day: why are there so many "fat" jokes and hardly any "fit" jokes? ∙ Such as... ∙ “You so fit that you signed up for ∙ your company's 401K program thinking ∙ that it was a weekend ...
Tags: Anytime Health, Diet, Weight Loss Blog, Anytime Fitness, You So Fit, Fitness
Jack Sht ― 51 weeks ago
Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit ― Hey, I'm the guy who puts "ass" in "asstrology" ∙ Unless you're too scared to know what's in your future - healthwise - check out my newest post on the Anytime Health site. ∙ Speaking of "ass", I'd like to ass you to leave a comment ...
Jack Sht ― 15 May, 12
Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit ― A special treat for carb-beraters, Jack’s meaty new ∙ musical number puts the “Broad” in “Broadway” ∙ * ORPHANS]* ∙ It’s the carb-not life for us! ∙ It’s the carb-not life for us! ∙ [ANNIE] ∙ ‘Steada ...
Tags: Anytime Health, Annie On Adkins, Diet, Annie, Weight Loss Blog, Fitness
Jack Sht ― 8 May, 12
Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit ― Confush*t Say person who wants to be entertained with ancient Chinese health secrets need to head over to new guest post over on Anytime Health site. ∙ THE DAILY SCALEY ∙ So there I was, standing on the scale, minding my own ...
Tags: Anytime Health, Diet, Weight Loss Blog, Confush*t Say, Confush*t, Weight Loss
Jack Sht ― 19 Apr, 12
Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit ― Betty Botter bought some butter, ∙ But, she said, I should be better. ∙ If I put this in my batter, ∙ It will make my booty bigger. ∙ I should not be a butter biter. ∙ I should cook with something lighter. ...
Tags: Anytime Health, Diet, Weight Loss Blog, Weight Loss Nursery Rhymes, Weight Loss, Health
Jack Sht ― 20 Mar, 12
Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit ― In honor (wait... honor may not be the exactly right word in this instance) of the official birthday of Dr. Seuss, I've collected all my well-intentioned rip-offs in one place. Enjoy! ∙ Oh, The Weight You Will Lose ∙ The Beetches...
Tags: Losing Weight, Doctor Seuss, Anytime Health, Diet, Weight Loss Blog, Fitness
Jack Sht ― 2 Mar, 12
I think I buy a striped top every year, it means Summer to me. This one with elbow pads ...
Shirt: UniqloTrousers: ZaraShoes: Topshop ∙ Waaaaah, baggy knees. GO AWAY. ...
Yahoo! announced that it has acquired Tumblr for $1.1billion today. According to Tumblr's ...