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Best Funny Quotes

Best Positive Quotes Ever

Best Positive Quotes Ever

Always Think Positive ― I do it because i can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't. ∙ "Everything is okay in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not the end." ∙ Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking...

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Er Neha Godbole ― 11 weeks 2 days ago

Top Funny Quotes To Update Facebook, Twitter Status ( Text n Pics )

Top Funny Quotes To Update Facebook, Twitter Status ( Text n Pics )

Best Quotes ― " Some people feel the rain. Other just get wet. " ∙ Funny Quote By Bob Marley ∙ " The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence." ∙ Funny Quote By...

Tags: Best Funny Quotes, Bertrand Russel Quotes, John Wayno Quotes, Twitter Status Funny Update, Bob Marley Quotes, Facebook Status Funny Update

Anand ― 20 weeks ago

Funny Quotes Of The Day!! ( 7 Pics )

Funny Quotes Of The Day!! ( 7 Pics )

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Anand ― 20 weeks ago

Top 10 Funny Quotes

Top 10 Funny Quotes

Best Quotes ― “The human brain is a wonderful thing. ∙ It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.” ∙ - George Jessel ∙
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can ...

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Anand ― 24 weeks ago

45 Funny Quotes

45 Funny Quotes

Quotes And status ― ______If you wake me up while I'm sleeping, I'll lay you out like a carpet______I hate when its this late at night and I'm sitting on the couch having a cold beer and people come in the room start questioning me like......who the f**k are u and ...

Tags: Funny Helen Keller Quotes, Hilarious Status, Best Funny Quotes, WTF Quotes, Funny Status, Funny Clown Status

Michal Schofield ― 6 May, 12

30 Funny Quotes

30 Funny Quotes

Quotes And status ― _____If I have to wash my mouth out with soap, does that mean I get to shower with toothpaste? (Funny toothpaste quote status joke) ∙ _____It's our fault that kids wear their pants so low. We've always told them "hind sight is 20/20".... so...

Tags: Funny Toothpaste Quote, Funny Love Quote, Low Pants Quote, Funny Chinese Year Quotes, Best Funny Quotes, Short Jokes

Michal Schofield ― 3 Apr, 12

23 Funny Quotes

Quotes And status ― _____There's no feeling better that this warm air coming from your laptop on your crotch in this freaking cold weather. (funny winter quote) ∙ _____I type my statuses slowly, so that some of you can understand them. (funny Facebook status)...

Tags: Happiness Quotes, Funny Facebook Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Funny Jokes, Funny Quotes For The Day, Best Funny Quotes

Michal Schofield ― 2 Apr, 12

22 Funny Quotes

22 Funny Quotes

Quotes And status ― ____I listen to stranger's conversations and give my opinion... "does this dress make my butt look big?" "no but your butt makes that dress look big!" (best funny quote, status, joke) ∙ _____Forget about wanting a *dislike* button added to...

Tags: Funny Facebook Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Funny Jokes, Hilarious Status, Funny Quotes For The Day, Best Funny Quotes

Michal Schofield ― 2 Apr, 12

20 Funny Quotes

20 Funny Quotes

Quotes And status ― ____I'm so hot while cleaning the house I make the floor wet. (funny quote, funny status) ∙ ____Its 2:30 you know what that means? That's right... Its no longer 2:29...... (funny time quote, short joke) ∙ _____I did everything on my ...

Tags: Funny Facebook Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Funny Jokes, Hilarious Status, Best Funny Quotes, Funny Status

Michal Schofield ― 2 Apr, 12

19 Funny Quotes

19 Funny Quotes

Quotes And status ― ____A mind is a terrible thing to waste. A dirty mind is terrible thing to hide :D (funny mind quote, hilarious quote, funny status) ∙ _____I guess the biggest reason why every other driver out there pisses me off so much is that I am the ...

Tags: Witty Quotes, Happiness Quotes, Funny Jokes, Hilarious Status, Best Funny Quotes, Short Jokes

Michal Schofield ― 2 Apr, 12

18 Funny Quotes

18 Funny Quotes

Quotes And status ― ____Sometimes people say something so stupid, I roll my eyes with such force that I actually travel 60 seconds back in time. Then I have to endure your stupidity all over again. (funny quote, top funny quote, best funny quote) ∙ _____Every...

Tags: Hilarious Quotes, Funny Jokes, Best Funny Quotes, Short Jokes, Funny Status, Cute Funny Quotes

Michal Schofield ― 2 Apr, 12

17 Funny Quotes

17 Funny Quotes

Quotes And status ― ____Every woman needs a guy to listen to her problems.. and it's usually her gay friend. (funny gay quote, funny woman quote) ∙ _____Nothing says 'my job sucks' more than being a door-to-door salesman who sells doors. (funny quote, funny...

Tags: Happiness Quotes, Funny Love Quote, Hilarious Status, Best Funny Quotes, Famous Funny Quotes, Funny Status

Michal Schofield ― 2 Apr, 12

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