When we went to DelGrosso’s mommy really wanted to go on the wacky worm so we did. then we went on the crazy mouse daddy did not want to go on it because he’s such a crybaby because of the big hill. so he didn’t go on anything...―
En route to Delgrosso’s for some unlimited Mothers Day rides on the Wacky Worm! Henry invited his mom and I am going to try my hardest to get her on the Wacky Worm but I can’t make any promises. So far this Mothers Day weekend has been...―
Party Chick, officially. Since we took Chooch to Knoebels on the other side of the state for his birthday, we toned down the actual party this time around and just had it at Games n’At, a retro alternative to Chuck E. Cheese with tons of...―
I gave Chooch some of his presents before school, one of which was a Creeper shirt (some character from that Minecraft game he games, I guess). “Do you know why they’re called Creepers?” he asked me as we walked to school....―
Today is Chooch’s (and my phantom C-section incision pain’s) 7th birthday and I can hardly believe it. SEVEN! I hope that things continue to go up, because six was a not-so-bad age (as opposed to every single year that came before it)....―
On Sunday, the three of us went to my favorite playground in Ambridge. I like it because it has things that you can spin on and an electronic game thingie, but also because the actual park is pretty run down and creepy. After playing for awhile, I...―
I’ve mentioned numerous times ’round these parts that Chooch’s favorite horror movie is “Ju-On,” but it is impossible to get him to understand that the dead lady in the movie is not actually named “Ju-On.” ...―
Friends: If you were at a restaurant with me and Chooch, and you realized our waitress was someone you went to high school with, would you tell us? I DIDN’T THINK SO. (It’s funny when I ask people this in person, their eyes get all big...―
On Sunday, we went to Round Hill Farm for my work friend Missy’s one-year-old son’s birthday party. I put a Jason Voorhees shirt on Chooch because that’s appropriate. Missy had little treat boxes shaped like barns for all of the...―
Shippensburg, PA would have absolutely no value to me if not for Ed Helms and his impeccably-constructed Tiny World, a small village in his yard built for his cats. Henry seemed pretty ambivalent about this stop on my agenda, and I think he was...―
The line to get into the Chameleon Club was pretty massive, wrapping down and around the block, this undulating horde of scene kids staring at the old people who had the poor sense to bring their six-year-0ld to a Pierce the Veil show. Chooch got ...―
Hey everyone! This week (20th May - 26th May) is National Vegetarian Week across the UK. ...
∙ I created this Greek Chicken and Rice Cake Salad recipe as part of the ...
someone got the giggles during his photo shoot~OUTFIT DETAILS~Shirt: Brooks BrothersPants: ...