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Christopher De Voss ― Reblogged from HEY BEERGUT!!: I don't know about these iPod's and stuff. What the hell ever happened to sitting in the car hour after hour as a kid and looking out the window? Now the kids are all hooked into their stupid devices where they ...
Tags: Dark Humor, Family, Funny, Ode, Rant, Reblog
Christopher De Voss ― 1 day ago
If By Yes ― (Warning: Morbid humour and dark imagery ahead) So, you may want to ask me, Carol, what’s it like having a …Continue reading »
Tags: How Is Babby Formed?, Life And Love, D&, C, Dark Humor, Miscarriage
If By Yes ― 4 days ago
Christopher De Voss ― I want to run away with you To somewhere warm and breezy too The only thing I ask or two Is No Polar Bears We will travel by night by train Through the dark and pouring rain Excuse me if I should refrain But Absoutly No Polar Bears As long as ...
Tags: Dark Humor, Funny, Humor, Ode, Random, Humor
Christopher De Voss ― 1 week 4 days ago
Christopher De Voss ― Reblogged from Miss Four Eyes: I’m a clumsy person. People think this is something I need to fix and that some day falling down a flight of stairs backwards* is going to get me into serious trouble. I don’t really agree with them. I ...
Tags: Dark Humor, Funny, Humor, Ode, Random, Reblog
Christopher De Voss ― 2 weeks 1 day ago
Christopher De Voss ― Old: The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘eureka!’ but ‘that’s funny…’ – Issac Asimov New: The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that...
Tags: Dark Humor, Funny, Humor, Ode, Random, Bad Language
Christopher De Voss ― 2 weeks 5 days ago
Christopher De Voss ― Reblogged from Christopher De Voss: This was on my friend's Facebook wall the other day: Andy Davis, better known as Andyman, died while drowning on vacation. It was sad. Duh. I both loved and hated* this man. The reason why I hate Andyman is ...
Tags: Dark Humor, Funny, Humor, Ode, Andyman, CD101.1
Christopher De Voss ― 3 weeks ago
Christopher De Voss ― The Right Half and the Left Half of my brain were fighting. Apparently, while I was sleeping last night, the Right Half of my brain threw a pencil at the Left Half of my brain. It made the Left Half of my brain really, really amgry....
Tags: Dark Humor, Funny, Humor, Ode, Random, Rant
Christopher De Voss ― 5 weeks 4 days ago
Christopher De Voss ― Reblogged from Monk Monkey: Let Monk Monkey guide you towards enlightenment and undarkenment and away from the embankment (it's dangerous, you might fall off and knock your shin on a rock or something)... Is a pen a writing implement, or is it a...
Christopher De Voss ― 8 weeks 1 day ago
Christopher De Voss ― Reblogged from B.L.O.G.: The place: Mrs. Dell's 6th grade classroom, Idlewild Elementary, Tacoma, WA. *** As Valentine’s Day crept up on us like a pink disease, Mrs. Dell read aloud stories of love. Every one of the girls in class were...
Tags: Dark Humor, Food, Funny, Humor, Music, Ode
Christopher De Voss ― 9 weeks 1 day ago
Christopher De Voss ― Some of my favorite Facebook posts as of late:
Tags: Dark Humor, Facebook, Funny, Humor, Pictures, Random
Christopher De Voss ― 9 weeks 2 days ago
Christopher De Voss ― Reblogged from Bill McMorrow: I had a black Huffy BMX bike when I was a boy. I got it for Christmas when I was nine years old. My father took me to Child World in Quincy Center one day to pick it out. I was pretty excited to finally get my own ...
Tags: Dark Humor, Family, Funny, Humor, Ode, Reblog
Christopher De Voss ― 10 weeks 1 day ago
Christopher De Voss ― Reblogged from pelicanfreak: Today we ate at Steak N Shake. Upon checking out, my card was swiped and I was told I was all set. There was no option to fill out my receipt and add a tip - simply a closed out order. I asked the cashier, Jackie where ...
Tags: Dark Humor, Food, Rant, Reblog, Restaurant, Cashier
Christopher De Voss ― 11 weeks 1 day ago
Most people have experienced some level of acute pain in the lower back, shoulders, or ...
Last Thursday we had dinner at the Pancake Parlour, Andy & I. ∙ He ordered the ...
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