_______Listen...I need to know, who is spreading the word on how awesome I am? (Being awesome quote) ∙ _______Wonder which one of my rich friends in here are willing to send me some money.......I'm broke!! (money borrow quote) ∙...―
_____"THIS IS THE POLICE, OPEN THE DOOR"...not with that attitude I won't (funny cops quote)_____A friend of my was recently hacked...It was sad seeing her head roll down the street. (hacking quote status)_____Sometimes you guys don't know when my...―
_____I was thinking about when I met my wife. I'll never forget the first thing she ever said to me. " Stop following me, you f**king freak!!!" (short joke)_____I poked your mom today. Then I logged on to Facebook (funny facebook quote...―
_____I don't get why my friend keeps talking about his "Trophy Wife". "Honorable Mention Wife" at best I think. ∙ _____I tried to express my feelings with dance moves but no one understood me. Next time I will hire an interpreter ∙...―
_____If your lover makes you an option in their life instead of a priority, it's time to consider other options. (funny love quote)_____I would give more homeless people money but I'm always worried he'll just go blow it on sharpies and cardboard ...―
_____ Taking an extended break from Facebook. Be back in 15 minutes (Facebook addiction quote) ∙ _____ I'm not a fan. Or a heater, or any other appliance, but DEFINITELY not a fan ∙ _____I'm sorry, but the amount of alcohol I would...―
____To stay as my kids leading role model, I changed the covers of their "Superheros" comic books, to pics of ME with the title of, "below average and happy" ∙ _____Life's all about knowing how long to wait before liking someone's new ...―
_____There's no feeling better that this warm air coming from your laptop on your crotch in this freaking cold weather. (funny winter quote) ∙ _____I type my statuses slowly, so that some of you can understand them. (funny Facebook status)...―
____I listen to stranger's conversations and give my opinion... "does this dress make my butt look big?" "no but your butt makes that dress look big!" (best funny quote, status, joke) ∙ _____Forget about wanting a *dislike* button added to...―
____The probability of me having a Good Night is equal to the probability of you wishing me a Good Night.. (funny quote) ∙ _____I don't care to date the most beautiful woman in the world.. I want the woman who makes the world the most...―
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