A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shaves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder. ∙ 'Don't move! You're a statue!' ∙ The ...―
Hubby. It’s an awful word, and not just because I don’t have one. I don’t want one. Really. I DO NOT WANT A HUBBY. A new and improved husband, perhaps, but a hubby? Never. My dislike of this slang word for a male spouse ...―
...but I decided to scrub the living room floor (it was in dire need of a good scrubbing) and I've only managed a quarter of the floor and I'm knackered! ∙ My knees are aching, my back is throbbing and my dodgy hip (or whatever it is that I...―
The girls are at their Granny and Granda's for the night, hubbie is at work for another couple of hours so it's just me for a while. ∙ Bubble bath is ready, kindle is turned on, I'm ready for a couple hours peace and quiet thank you very much!―
The girls and I have had a bad couple of days, some of it is definitely all of my fault and a small bit of it is theirs. ∙ I've been sick for nearly a fortnight now, been on antibiotics since last Monday and they aren't helping much, the...―
Did I hear those words coming out of my mouth or was I possessed by some confused, troublesome spirit who thought they'd test my strength and push me further than I've been pushed before? ∙ Did I really offer to give up a weekend in London,...―
That was the name of the game the past week. ∙ On holiday with my husband, twin toddlers, mother-in-law, father-in-law, sister-in-law and her husband. This could be considered by some their worst nightmare and at times I would definitely ...―
...and she's not even family! ∙ She lives in a couple of houses down and I've let her come in a couple of times to play with the girls, as long as her Mummy agrees 1st but today she's being a little nightmare! ∙ To start with I had ...―
I must entertain not only two toddlers on a four hour boat journey but also a husband with a short attention span. ∙ Eeeeeeeekkk!!!!!!!!!! ∙ At least I've got the girlies sorted, well at least I hope I've got them sorted with a...―
Hubbie turns 38 this Thursday the 26th and already he's complaining about how old he's getting. ∙ He's been looking at all of his grey hairs (he's got loads, almost the same amount as his 74 year old Dad and it's really bugging him). ...―
I was born curly and by the time I was a teenager I hated my hair so at 14 I got ...
A home-made mango and peach flavored frozen Greek yogurt topped with a quinoa and oat ...
I just happen to glance at my twitter count… …which was strange, because I ...