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bellaMUMMA ― A RAINY DAY AT THE MOVIES...blooms of the day {dahlias}; and a {cracker of a} book that Hubbie got me!How was your day?For more snippets, follow me @bellamumma on instagram or on Vine!
Tags: MOVIE, KIDS, SNIPPETS, SCHOOL HOLIDAYS, #BLOOMSOFTHEDAY, HUBBIE
bellaMUMMA ― 4 weeks 4 days ago
Daily Jokes ― A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shaves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder. ∙ 'Don't move! You're a statue!' ∙ The ...
Tags: Hubbie Arrives Jokes, Husband And Wife Jokes, Neighbors Statue Jokes
Simone ― 21 weeks ago
Dating Dementia ― Hubby. It’s an awful word, and not just because I don’t have one. I don’t want one. Really. I DO NOT WANT A HUBBY. A new and improved husband, perhaps, but a hubby? Never. My dislike of this slang word for a male spouse ...
Tags: Baby Boomer, Bad Words, Friday, Hubbie, Hubby, Hubs
Nancy Wurtzel ― 44 weeks ago
Mummy Of Twins ― ...but I decided to scrub the living room floor (it was in dire need of a good scrubbing) and I've only managed a quarter of the floor and I'm knackered! ∙ My knees are aching, my back is throbbing and my dodgy hip (or whatever it is that I...
Tags: Knackered, Notion, Hubbie, Housework, Think Twice, Hurt
Girlies Mummy ― 50 weeks ago
Mummy Of Twins ― The girls are at their Granny and Granda's for the night, hubbie is at work for another couple of hours so it's just me for a while. ∙ Bubble bath is ready, kindle is turned on, I'm ready for a couple hours peace and quiet thank you very much!
Tags: Thank You Very Much, Bubble Bath, Time For Me, Girls, Peace And Quiet, Hubbie
Girlies Mummy ― 51 weeks ago
Mummy Of Twins ― The girls and I have had a bad couple of days, some of it is definitely all of my fault and a small bit of it is theirs. ∙ I've been sick for nearly a fortnight now, been on antibiotics since last Monday and they aren't helping much, the...
Tags: Tesco, Mother-in-law, Monday, Mot, Hubbie, Stir Crazy
Mummy Of Twins ― Did I hear those words coming out of my mouth or was I possessed by some confused, troublesome spirit who thought they'd test my strength and push me further than I've been pushed before? ∙ Did I really offer to give up a weekend in London,...
Tags: Father-in-law, Mother-in-law, Hubbie. Monday, Niece, Naughtiness, Sister-in-law
Mummy Of Twins ― That was the name of the game the past week. ∙ On holiday with my husband, twin toddlers, mother-in-law, father-in-law, sister-in-law and her husband. This could be considered by some their worst nightmare and at times I would definitely ...
Tags: Mother-in-law, Sister-in-law, Fun, Hubbie, Granny, Holiday
Mummy Of Twins ― ...and she's not even family! ∙ She lives in a couple of houses down and I've let her come in a couple of times to play with the girls, as long as her Mummy agrees 1st but today she's being a little nightmare! ∙ To start with I had ...
Tags: Jammies, Mummy, Girls, Hubbie, Shouted, Routine
Mummy Of Twins ― I must entertain not only two toddlers on a four hour boat journey but also a husband with a short attention span. ∙ Eeeeeeeekkk!!!!!!!!!! ∙ At least I've got the girlies sorted, well at least I hope I've got them sorted with a...
Tags: Crayons, Grumpiness, Hubbie, Girlies, Holiday, Stickers
Mummy Of Twins ― Hubbie turns 38 this Thursday the 26th and already he's complaining about how old he's getting. ∙ He's been looking at all of his grey hairs (he's got loads, almost the same amount as his 74 year old Dad and it's really bugging him). ...
Tags: Grey Hair, Oul' Fart, Giggling, Hubbie, Birthday
Mummy Of Twins ― Needless to say he's devastated and so am I though we knew it would be a possibility. ∙ I only work 8 hours a week because we can't afford childcare for our twins and that's definitely not enough to get us by. ∙ Haven't a clue what...
Tags: Hubbie, Childcare, Job, Twins
I was born curly and by the time I was a teenager I hated my hair so at 14 I got ...
A home-made mango and peach flavored frozen Greek yogurt topped with a quinoa and oat ...
I just happen to glance at my twitter count… …which was strange, because I ...