Spring made a sneak peek this weekend, and I could not wait to get the fuck out of the house. The one good thing about the way my job has been going lately is that it makes me savor every last motherfucking second of the weekend. I cling to it ...―
I wondered why Henry was being so weird about me buying tickets to the upcoming Jonny Craig show in March. Every time I’d say, “I’m buying those tickets tomorrow,” he would snap, “No!!” I thought it was because ...―
Hey, here’s a shocker: Jonny Craig got kicked out of Dance Gavin Dance last summer. I think that’s something like 3 bands in 5 years. But you know what? I still bought tickets to the Rock Yourself to Sleep Tour without even knowing who...―
I’m not really that big on Christmas decorating, but all my work friends have their little desk trees out and I guess I caught some sort of gay (as in 1950′s happy, not gay) yuletide virus. I told Henry that I wanted to make a Jonny...―
Me, calling Henry at work for the 8th time in an hour: “Henry! I have really horrible news!” Henry, snapping to attention because I’m really good at wrapping my words with panic: “What??” Me, choking a little bit:...―
[Warning: If this is rife with typos, it's because I cried while writing most of it.] “There better be a Jonny Craig component,” I said miserably to Henry as he drove me to my secret birthday location. I was in such a foul mood all day ...―
It’s my birthday! I had an action-packed birthday weekend! I just ate a raspberry lemonade cupcake! Now I’m going to let Barb fawn over me at work! You know what I want for today? I mean, other than a bedside serenade from Jonny Craig? ...―
Sorry guys. Sometimes I just REALLY want to post music videos on here! First, here is an incredibly awkward video of Jonny Craig freestyling with Kurt Travis at one of his post-rehab I’m Back, Bitches shows that he’s been doing in...―
You may have noticed a new crop of fresh berries at your market lately. I buy fresh ...
This week’s gorgeous guest is the lovely Meg from Gillmergirl.com. Meg is a ...
Sunday love. @kippeterschnaps requested steak and so: One pan, roasted London broil it is- ...