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Kill me now! The funny side of dating ― Aging romanceRomance when you start to get on in years: An elderly couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were...
Tags: Blog, Joke, Humor, Kill Me Now, Killmenow, KMN
Lawrence ― 13 weeks ago
Kill me now! The funny side of dating ― Voted blog to follow in 2013My blog was voted as blog to follow in 2013. proud to be amongst such great blogs and bloggers. Way to go Lawrence. An infographic by the team at CouponAudit . Kill Me Now! - THE book about hair-raising dates. Read and...
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Lawrence ― 14 weeks ago
Kill me now! The funny side of dating ― Noise pollutionWhat has noise pollution got to do with dating? Good question! It also means that you have not been reading my blog. I will tell you anyway. It is no secret anymore that my Sharon snores. Kill Me Now! I first mentioned it in this ...
Tags: Blog, Joke, Humor, Just Kill Me Now, Kill Me Now, Killmenow
Lawrence ― 16 weeks ago
Yeah, Bitch! Magnets!
Tags: Aaron Paul, Life Ruiner, My Husband, Kill Me Now
Krystal ― 17 weeks ago
Kill me now! The funny side of dating ― Post Valentines FunniesValentine’s Day 2013 has gone and now we just have to wait for International Women’s Day which is March 8th. Seems like we go from one women’s festival to another. Takes the beauty out of giving but keeps ...
Tags: Blog, Joke, Kill Me Now, Valentine's Day
Lawrence ― 17 weeks ago
Kill me now! The funny side of dating ― Escape a bad dateHow many of us have been on a bad date? How many of us have wanted to escape a bad date? How many of us have arrived at the date and seen that our partner is totally different and not even wanted to start the date? Believe me, I ...
Tags: Blog, Dating Tips, Bad First Date, Bad First Dates, Just Kill Me Now, Kill Me Now
Kill me now! The funny side of dating ― Valentine’s DayValentine’s Day is fast arriving, it is a few days away. Help! Kill Me Now! I am in a relationship, about to get married and I am faced with this festival of marketing. Shall I say it again, “Kill Me Now!” Do ...
Tags: Blog, Horror, Cathy, Kill Me Now, Valentine's Day
Lawrence ― 18 weeks ago
Kill me now! The funny side of dating ― DrunkMary, an angry housewife met her husband, Mark, at the front door and immediately noticed he smelled of alcohol and perfume. He was obviously drunk. “I assume,” Mary said with her most acidic sarcasm, “that there must be a ...
Tags: Blog, Joke, Andy Capp, Drunk, Jokes, Kill Me Now
Lawrence ― 19 weeks ago
Kill me now! The funny side of dating ― Elementary courtingAll of us need dating tips or as suggested in the video below, elementary courting for men. Mr. Bean or Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean, outlines some very important tips. Mr. Bean is like a modern day Charlie Chaplin, he is very ...
Tags: Blog, Dating Tips, Dating Tips, Do's And Don'ts, How To Date, Kill Me Now
Lawrence ― 24 weeks ago
Kill me now! The funny side of dating ― Sleeping with the EnemySleeping with the enemy can be quite an experience. Is it possible to get any sleep? Well, Sharon and I have been dating and I spend the night quite often, but last night was a nightmare. I can only say “Kill me...
Tags: Blog, Together, Kill Me Now, Relationships, Sleeping With The Enemy
Lawrence ― 31 weeks ago
Kill me now! The funny side of dating ― GolfingYou all know my friend Ed, from my book? Well those of you who have read my book anyway. Well my good friend Ed is always so miserable. He is married and I do not think happily. He says that there are three rings associated with marriage:...
Tags: Blog, Joke, Jokes, Kill Me Now, KMN, Pick Up
Lawrence ― 47 weeks ago
Kill me now! The funny side of dating ― Game theoryTomorrow is my birthday and I have decided that I am throwing myself a surprise birthday party. I definitely will be surprised if no one arrives as I have not yet told myself who I am inviting. Hmmmm, maybe I will go to a bar and invite...
Tags: Blog, Dating Tips, Editor Choice, Game Theory, How To Date, Kill Me Now
Lawrence ― 50 weeks ago
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