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Kill me now! The funny side of dating ― Marrying the wrong personA video was sent to me today which I found amusing, all about marrying the wrong person. My wife will probably see this post, so before I am sent to sleep on the sofa tonight, I declare, “This is not meant about us, ...
Tags: Blog, Joke, Just Kill Me Now, Killmenow, KMN, Marriage
Lawrence ― 3 weeks 5 days ago
Kill me now! The funny side of dating ― Farting and Dating!Is farting and dating a taboo issue? Can it be discussed or is it disgusting? I have recently been exposed to some posts about this so I guess it is OK to proceed. A fart is basically an emission of gas from your anus or as ...
Tags: Blog, Dating Tips, Humor, Just Kill Me Now, Killmenow, KMN
Lawrence ― 4 weeks 2 days ago
Kill me now! The funny side of dating ― Mrs RightAs you realized from my previous post, I got married. Having lived with my bride for seven months before the wedding, I thought that nothing would change. Boy, was I wrong! I spent all my life looking for Mrs Right only to find that her...
Tags: Blog, Together, Humor, Just Kill Me Now, Killmenow, KMN
Lawrence ― 5 weeks 1 day ago
Kill me now! The funny side of dating ― What is LoveAs some of you realized, I have been away for a few weeks. I got married! I actually found that one woman who I will allow to make my life a living hell, so that all my friends can say “We warned you!” I am sure you will be...
Tags: Blog, Singles Warehouse, Killmenow, KMN, Love, Marriage
Lawrence ― 5 weeks 4 days ago
Kill me now! The funny side of dating ― As a result of my nuptials, I am having a Book Giveaway. I am giving away the Kindle version of my book for free for the next three days! Until the 22nd March 2013. Click the Amazon image. “Kill Me Now!” Kindle version on Amazon.com...
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Lawrence ― 8 weeks 4 days ago
Kill me now! The funny side of dating ― Aging romanceRomance when you start to get on in years: An elderly couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were...
Tags: Blog, Joke, Humor, Kill Me Now, Killmenow, KMN
Lawrence ― 8 weeks 5 days ago
Kill me now! The funny side of dating ― GolfingYou all know my friend Ed, from my book? Well those of you who have read my book anyway. Well my good friend Ed is always so miserable. He is married and I do not think happily. He says that there are three rings associated with marriage:...
Tags: Blog, Joke, Jokes, Kill Me Now, KMN, Pick Up
Lawrence ― 42 weeks ago
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