I almost made the news this morning and that’s not a good thing. When I dropped my son off to school I noticed three boys were teasing other students. They would follow each kid who walked by their group. I don’t know what they were...―
I don’t think I have been on time for an appointment in 13 years. That is why I take my children to a chain hair salon. Well, that and I am cheap. You have to be careful though. These joints hire the girl who burned the hairs off the ...―
My daughter fell asleep 30 minutes ago, but I am still watching cartoons on Disney Junior. Why? The remote fell on the floor and I can’t pick it up. Seriously, I CANNOT pick it up. Every muscle on my body aches. I did a workout routine today...―
I don’t watch much news on TV since leaving the business. It is partially due to the fact that my television is locked on cartoons. My days are spent with pigs that grunt mid sentence, rabbits who have no adult supervision and a fox ...―
On this holy day I thought I would share my recent discovery. You’ve probably heard about people who have seen Jesus on inanimate objects. For example, there was a woman who claims Christ appeared on her toast. I haven’t had any ...―
When your kids are young their faces light up the moment you enter a room. Inevitably, when they become teenagers, that smile disappears and is replaced with an eye roll. My 5-year-old still adores me. (Most of the time) He was thrilled when I...―
We have our first winner in the monthly CynicalMother.com giveaway. As you can see the drawing was very official: Congratulations to Gayle Lander! You win this beautiful necklace: Don’t worry if you didn’t win. We will have another...―
Grab your puke bucket, (if you’re not a parent you may not have one. In that case, get to the nearest bathroom) Gwyneth Paltrow has a new blog post. Now, I like her as an actress. However, she is kind of out of touch with the average Joe. ...―
It is no secret that I love shopping at thrift stores. I bought my son a Fisher Price Kid Tough Digital Camera from Goodwill. I paid 99 cents. Score! Right? Yes, until your child discovers another family’s photographs on the memory card. My...―
I cannot believe it took me this long to find this YouTube Channel (Bad Lip Reading) Maybe I am easily entertained after watching cartoons all day, but I think this is fantastic. Stick with this one until Beyonce’s performance. It is worth it.―
Our Spring Shopping Contest is over, and the time has come to announce our winners. Drum roll, please… In first place is Dusty with As Mom Sees It, with a whopping 1177 votes! Dusty has won a $75 Amazon gift card to get a head start on ...―
I think I buy a striped top every year, it means Summer to me. This one with elbow pads ...
Shirt: UniqloTrousers: ZaraShoes: Topshop ∙ Waaaaah, baggy knees. GO AWAY. ...
Yahoo! announced that it has acquired Tumblr for $1.1billion today. According to Tumblr's ...