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FFS!? Friday : Car crap and crap cars

FFS!? Friday : Car crap and crap cars

Parental Parody ― Image Credit ∙ A literal crap car. Multi-purpose engineering genius. ∙ As mentioned in Monday's post, and whined about on Facebook, I had extensive car troubles last week. FFS!? ∙ Ye Olde Holden Commodore...

Tags: FFS Friday, Nearly Lost My Shit, FFS

Parental Parody ― 4 weeks 6 days ago

FFS!? Friday : I don't have a dishwasher

FFS!? Friday : I don't have a dishwasher

Parental Parody ― I am possibly the only person in the developed world who doesn't have a dishwasher. FFS!? ∙ I have been offered one, but I couldn't possibly bring myself to part with my extensive collection of take away containers to make space under the...

Tags: Mini MoFo's, Twins, Cleaning Fail, FFS Friday, Nearly Lost My Shit, Maccas Mama

Parental Parody ― 5 weeks 6 days ago

FFS!? Friday : A declaration of war

FFS!? Friday : A declaration of war

Parental Parody ― Image Credit ∙ Some little mini-bastard that I adore and love and cherish and all that shit has been pulling the clean washing off the clothes line in order to line the sandpit so that their delicate arse doesn't touch the sand. FFS!?...

Tags: The Kids Are Ganging Up On Me, This Means War, FFS Friday, Nearly Lost My Shit, FFS, Kids

Parental Parody ― 6 weeks 6 days ago

I had a dream

Parental Parody ― So I had a dream last night. ∙ One that did not involve the cast of Magic Mike ∙ Image Credit ∙ featuring special guest star, Prison Break's Wentworth Miller. ∙ Image Credit ∙ In fact, it was positively ...

Tags: Dreaming, Wentworth Miller, Magic Mike, Driving Me To Drink, Nearly Lost My Shit, About Me

Parental Parody ― 7 weeks 1 day ago

The clothesline smackdown - it's coming

The clothesline smackdown - it's coming

Parental Parody ― I'm on the verge of going postal. The clothesline move will be used, with maximum irony since my postal-ness is specifically in relation to laundry and #1Hubby. ∙ I swear that man grabs a heap of wet washing and hurls it at the clothes ...

Tags: Wedded Bliss, Wifely Whine, Nearly Lost My Shit, #1 Hubby, Domestic Goddess

Parental Parody ― 34 weeks ago

FFS!? Friday: Shit Mummy

FFS!? Friday: Shit Mummy

Parental Parody ― I am currently without FFS-worthy material. My new fridge arrived Wednesday afternoon and the world is a shiny, glossy, arctic white kinda place at the moment. ∙ It very nearly wasn't, however. So sit back and let me regale you with the...

Tags: Parenting Fail, FFS Friday, Public Image, Nearly Lost My Shit, Whitegoods Addiction, FFS

Parental Parody ― 37 weeks ago

Hello? Is anybody there?

Hello? Is anybody there?

Parental Parody ― You know you're an over-tired parent when.... ∙ The other day our home phone kept ringing. ∙ I would pick up, and all I could hear was my own voice echoing.... ∙ "Hello....hello?....HELLO!?.....*muttered shed words*...."....

Tags: Priceless, Just Another Sleep Deprived Parent, At Home, Nearly Lost My Shit, FFS, BabyBrain

Parental Parody ― 38 weeks ago

FFS!? Friday: Junkets, apples and drains

FFS!? Friday: Junkets, apples and drains

Parental Parody ― I had a whole FFS!? post ready to go. I lost it. The internet ate it. I blame Justin Bieber. FFS ∙ I have solo-parented this week with very little to FFS!? about. FFS ∙ It means I have just hours left to fabricate a massive "woe ...

Tags: FFS Friday, Nearly Lost My Shit, Bieber Did It, #1 Hubby, FFS, Mofo Junket

Parental Parody ― 40 weeks ago

FFS?! Friday: Toys - mine and theirs

FFS?! Friday: Toys - mine and theirs

Parental Parody ― I know I've mentioned this already - but my beloved coffee machine broke on Wednesday. FFS. ∙ I am without hard core caffeination on the domestic front. FFS. ∙ Buying flat whites is expensive. FFS. ∙ I am down to choosing ...

Tags: FFS Friday, At Home, Nearly Lost My Shit, Sibling War

Parental Parody ― 40 weeks ago

Armageddon

Parental Parody ― My coffee machine died this morning. ∙ I'm too traumatised to blog. ∙ Shit just got real.

Tags: Where's My Nespresso?, Nearly Lost My Shit, FFS, RIP Nespresso

Parental Parody ― 40 weeks ago

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