ALEXANDER POPE, English Poet n Critic Famous For His Satirical Works Like ‘THE RAPE OF THE LOCK’ , ‘AN ESSAY ON CRITICISM’ , ‘AN ESSAY ON MAN’ , ‘THE DUNCIAD’ , Was Born This Day On May 21 , 1688 In...―
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I’m all for a good smoke. As long as it is in another country. And I’m not in it. Here’s what I learned from eating out last night: Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool. I ...―
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He felt that it was only by some irony of fate that his schoolteachers and professors were living in this Christian - or post-Christian - world. They would have been so much more at home among the Greeks. Some of them, as he knew, felt this so...―
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