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I'm Not Really a Barista ― I accidentally heard Ke$ha's new song on the radio. ∙ It happened innocently enough. I was driving down the road listening to Ryan Seacrest talk about body glitter and the Kardashians when something horrible echoed from my speakers. ...
Tags: Music, Ke$ha, Super-dumb Post, YOLO, Horrible Music
Allie Morse ― 28 weeks ago
I'm Not Really a Barista ― Dear Allie, I hate to use your advice column for such an obscure question but it is something that has perplexed me for a long time. I see a lot of women walking around who have the ability to wear their pants so low that it leaves you wondering,...
Tags: Pictures, Beauty, Vaginas, Super-dumb Post, Question, Barbie
Allie Morse ― 22 Sep, 11
I'm Not Really a Barista ― Marcus Bachmann is a straight man. I would be willing to bet that he goes home every night and bangs his crazy-eyed wife, presidential-hopeful Michele Bachmann. Sure he cries afterword, but it has nothing to do with the fact that vaginas repulse ...
Tags: Marcus Bachmann Is A Closet Case, Super-dumb Post, I Love Tuesday, Nutjobs
Allie Morse ― 23 Aug, 11
I'm Not Really a Barista ― I think Tuesday is becoming a tribute to weird shit I love and want to share with you guys. Last week, I talked about how much I love religious nutjobs. This week while perusing the miscellaneous romance section on Craigslist, (looking for a ...
Tags: Adult Baby, Craigslist, Creepers, Super-dumb Post, Naps, David Vitter Should Read This Post
Allie Morse ― 16 Aug, 11
I'm Not Really a Barista ― Warren Jeffs, the polygamist leader of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, was sentenced to life in prison today. Jeffs had like 100 child-brides and gave them specific instructions on what to do with his wrinkly, ...
Tags: Warren Jeffs, Mitt Romney, Paraody, Mormon, Creepers, Super-dumb Post
Allie Morse ― 12 Aug, 11
I'm Not Really a Barista ― Samantha Ronson, the kinda pissed-off "DJ" who turned Lindsay Lohan out, got arrested for a DUI. There is absolutely no point to this post, except I love adorable little lesbians and ridiculous mugshots, so here you go. You can thank me later....
Tags: Super-dumb Post, Mugshots, DUI, Lesbians
Allie Morse ― 5 Aug, 11
A healthy diet consists of the highest amount of vitamins and minerals which aid your body ...
What I love most about Spring is the range of weather. You can leave in the morning with a ...
I read a great article breaking down the recent Google I/O developers conference and what ...