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May 25, 2012
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You know for a "writer" I don't actually like to write...

Awkward Sex and the City ― I think it’s a common misconception that writers actually like to…well…write.Perfect example…right now…I’m in hell.I hate writing. Always have and probably always will. If you haven’t already guessed it by now…if it’s not smothered... (More)
Posted 2 days ago
May 22, 2012
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Chick-fila-A, I love you, but...

Awkward Sex and the City ― But I think I love these drag queens more. (More)
Posted 5 days ago
May 18, 2012
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I hate being a girl...

Awkward Sex and the City ― I hate the moments when I realize that why yes, in fact I am a girl.…like when I can’t open a pickle jar without one of those old lady finger pad thingies…or when I realize that I have no clue how to properly use lighter fluid…OR when I look... (More)
Posted 9 days ago
May 16, 2012
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Two years after graduation...

Awkward Sex and the City ― It has been two years since I graduated from college, and I can’t decide how much of an emotional wreck I should be.I like to think that I’ve grown as a person in the last two years, but quite honestly on paper that doesn’t seem to be the... (More)
Posted 11 days ago
May 13, 2012
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I love you, Mom. No, seriously, I do.

Awkward Sex and the City ― I can never find my mother the perfect Hallmark card for Mother’s Day. Believe me I tried. But none of them captured the essence of my mother. Yeah sure there was the:“I love you mom, you’re the bomb!”And the never fail:“You’re beautiful... (More)
Posted 14 days ago
May 8, 2012
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we all knew i was weird one...but come on subconscious!

Awkward Sex and the City ― We all know that I’m a weird one. But my dreams seriously take it to a new level of, “um…what the fucking fuck is going on in your head?!? Stop smiling at me like that, you crazy sociopath, you!”And it’s not even that the dreams are... (More)
Posted 19 days ago
May 7, 2012
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Black ladies...

Awkward Sex and the City ― Why do you love me so?That is all. (More)
Posted 20 days ago
May 3, 2012
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Girls, Girls, Girls

Awkward Sex and the City ― I feel like the show “Girls” is getting a lot of unnecessary hate. First of all let me just say that this is definitely not a show for men, unless you want to watch the lead character get a pap smear and talk about her fear of contracting... (More)
Posted 24 days ago
May 2, 2012
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I just don't get it...

Awkward Sex and the City ― I really don’t get my life. It’s confusing, it’s weird, and quite honestly it always smells slightly like beef lo mien. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining. Well, I’m not complaining at this particular moment, but I just have to... (More)
Posted 25 days ago
Apr 30, 2012
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I know we are ladies, but our bromance is beautiful...

Awkward Sex and the City ― About two years ago I graduated from college… and I never thought it would this hard to be separated from my best friend…it’s like a part of my soul is missing…or like… going to make a sandwich only to realize there is no mayo left…only... (More)
Posted 27 days ago
Apr 27, 2012
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I do not want to know...

Awkward Sex and the City ― Have you ever noticed that the people who talk about their sex lives with excruciating details are the people you never want to picture naked? The people where genetics didn’t quite work out for them....You know, the sexually over-active band geeks... (More)
Posted on Apr 27th, 2012
Apr 24, 2012
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It's a travesty really...

Awkward Sex and the City ― Sometimes I feel like we are losing a culture. I don’t know if it is just because I’m getting older…or if it’s only because I’m finally starting to feel the beer. But I stand by my statement, however…let me make it sound a little more... (More)
Posted on Apr 24th, 2012
Apr 19, 2012
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Ladies, we suck.

Awkward Sex and the City ― Ladies. We suck. Like seriously we do. Our emotions andinsane ability to rationalize every answer we didn’t want to hear/bad situation/howeating certain foods while standing helps you lose weight, will always hold usback in our lives.The moment... (More)
Posted on Apr 19th, 2012
Apr 16, 2012
Paige posted a new topic.
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I'm not normal...not like we all didn't know that already...

Awkward Sex and the City ― I am not a normal person. I am aware of this fact. I havebeen well aware of this fact since I was four and single-handedly got allsiblings banned from fields trips at my brothers school while my family livedin Seoul. In my four-year old defense, yah... (More)
Posted on Apr 16th, 2012
Apr 13, 2012
Paige posted a new topic.
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Again, don't normally do these, but I like the chick who tagged me in it...

Awkward Sex and the City ― Lana @ That Ain't Kosher tagged me with the lovely questions...so why not play along?1) If you could only listen to one band or artist for the restof your life, who would it be? (This may sound unoriginal orboring, but all of you probably know that I... (More)
Posted on Apr 13th, 2012
Apr 12, 2012
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Sometimes the world gets me down...

Awkward Sex and the City ― And then I remember how great my boobs look next to both light and dark beers.That is all. (More)
Sometimes the world gets me down...
Posted on Apr 12th, 2012
Apr 11, 2012
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Let's not lie to ourselves anymore here, okay kids?

Awkward Sex and the City ― I want to talk about the blog-o-sphere for one hot sec. Can we just all truthfully admit for one fucking second what we are really doing on the Google-nets?It cracks me up when people pretend like they aren’t trying to make a name for themselves... (More)
Posted on Apr 11th, 2012
Apr 6, 2012
Paige posted a new topic.
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Sex and the City, Awkwardly Speaking That Is...

Awkward Sex and the City ― Alright Ladies (and one dude that reads my blog), guess who's got two thumbs and just wrote her first sex/relationship advice column...THIS GIRL!And my first question is from a Ms. NellieVaughn:“How do you go about regaining the affection ogf... (More)
Posted on Apr 6th, 2012
Apr 3, 2012
Paige posted a new topic.
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Is it time for me to create a sex column?

Awkward Sex and the City ― No seriously is it? In the past week, I've had so many people (specifically dudes) ask me for sex and relationship advice.I have no clue why though, nothing about my face says, "I give good relationship advice."However, I have come to realize that... (More)
Posted on Apr 3rd, 2012
Apr 2, 2012
Paige posted a new topic.
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I suck.

Awkward Sex and the City ― I suck at life. And it’s starting to reflect in my blog, seeing as I only posted once last week…and it was a repost. Gross, I know. But to be perfectly honest, the things in my life that are consuming the majority of my time are things I... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2012
Mar 27, 2012
Paige posted a new topic.
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Dating tips, seeing as you asshole need them.

Awkward Sex and the City ― I think its only right I share my awesome knowledge on dating......for the dudes 1. Be a dick.…want a lady to love you? Treat her like shit…ignore her phone calls…give her disapproving glances when she doesn’t order the salad like you had... (More)
Posted on Mar 27th, 2012
Mar 23, 2012
Paige posted a new topic.
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shit that pisses me off/freaks me out/slightly excites me...

Awkward Sex and the City ― 1. Only one garlic sauce in a Papa John's order....Um...are you fucking kidding me Papa?!?! I don't care what the fuck this economy is doing to your fucking profits but when I'm eating my feelings I want at least two garlic sauces to shotgun on my... (More)
shit that pisses me off/freaks me out/slightly excites me...
Posted on Mar 23rd, 2012
Mar 20, 2012
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I'm not a healthy person...

Awkward Sex and the City ― …I get that…and quite honestly it’s the world that’s got an issue…not me.But come on! It is way to hard to jump on that “I want to lead a healthy lifestyle” bandwagon when you can literally buy ice cream/tacos/tiny polish sausages... (More)
Posted on Mar 20th, 2012
Mar 16, 2012
Paige posted a new topic.
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This is where I get this shit from...

Awkward Sex and the City ― These are all direct quotes/convos with my mother...this is where my shit comes from...did I say I look exactly like her too? Enjoy.Me: Oh dear god…I never want kids.Mom: No you’ve got to pop out at least one so you don’t get breast cancer.“I... (More)
Posted on Mar 16th, 2012
Mar 14, 2012
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I am not a happy camper...

Awkward Sex and the City ― I am not a happy camper. There really is no other way to describe this situation. Well… that’s not completely true. The most accurate way to describe my current situation is, I’m a fucking alcoholic who got way too drunk last Monday and... (More)
Posted on Mar 14th, 2012
Mar 12, 2012
Paige posted a new topic.
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Quickest ways to get me to automatically hate you (especially if you're a dude).

Awkward Sex and the City ― 1. Put an adjective in front of my name……for example: Zany Natalie…..Spunky Natalie…fuck off.2. Talk down to me.Here’s the thing…I’m not retarded…I went to college…I got a degree… I know a general amount about a shit ton of... (More)
Posted on Mar 12th, 2012
Mar 9, 2012
Paige posted a new topic.
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You win, rock bottom. You always do.

Awkward Sex and the City ― Well hello, rock bottom. We’ve got to stop meeting like this.I can’t wait until I’m a fully functioning adult, but to be quite honest I don’t think that day is ever going to come. I lost my wallet Monday night, because yes that is what... (More)
Posted on Mar 9th, 2012
Mar 7, 2012
Paige posted a new topic.
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Well hello rock bottom...

Awkward Sex and the City ― There's no greater feeling than being hungover since 7 am only to realize several hours later you've lost your fucking wallet. One day I'll be a functional adult... yesterday was not that day.And neither is today... seeing as I decided to post my... (More)
Posted on Mar 7th, 2012
Mar 5, 2012
Paige posted a new topic.
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I don't normally do this, but...

Awkward Sex and the City ― I like the chick that tagged me in this. So here we go kids!1. Converse or Doc Martins?Converse. Definitely converse. Is there even another answer for that question. I need to buy a new pair actually, thanks for reminding me.2. If you were... (More)
Posted on Mar 5th, 2012
Mar 1, 2012
Paige posted a new topic.
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I have absolutely no faith in humanity...

Awkward Sex and the City ― This is the most recent key word searches for "Awkward Sex and the City."yeah... I think I'm going to go eat some twisted cheeto puffs and cry now. (More)
I have absolutely no faith in humanity...
Posted on Mar 1st, 2012

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